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2008-05-11T18:45:00.002-06:00

Top 5...

The countdown continues with the Top 5 most memorable goals...

#5 - "Call-up steals the show."

A few weeks after being called up to Andrews team, it happened again, only this time it wasn't just 1 goal...It was 4...

I opened the scoring making it 1-0, then 2-1 after it was tied...Late in the 2nd I took a pass from Andrew and backhanded it top cheeeeeese for the Hatty...Later in the 3rd I took a breakaway pass and scored on the same move I used before, the five hole can opener.

#4 - "#1 in the country vs. Jordan Chong"

Playing in a building that the top ranked team in the country hadn't lost in in about 100 games this year we were down 1-0 when late in the 1st I took a 4 on 4 semi-breakaway pass,blew by the d-man and buried my first of the year.

Down 2-1 early in the 3rd a loose puck popped out to me in the slot that I buried blocker side on the nations MVP Kyle Jones, tying the game at 2-2 which would be the final and would send me on to the first player in 2 years for our team to win league player of the week honors.

#3- "OT upset."

In overtime we were playing River Falls in their building the #4 team in the country, at the very end of a huge penalty kill by us our D-man airmailed one out of the zone and had their d flat footed...I raced after it, got it first and buried 5-hole for the ot win...

I continued to jump into the glass right in front of their student section where our whole team would join the celebration as we got middle fingers and beaks from the fans...Whatta feeling.

#2 - "Dingle dangle...Upset...Scholarship."

My last year of Jr we were huge underdogs in the Ontario final four tourney. Our opening game we were playing the #2 team in the country that was favored to win it all.

After going down 1-0 in the 2nd, a chip off the boards gave us an odd man rush. As I carried it down the left boards the D-man began to cut in on me. Once he got close enough I pulled a siiiick toe drag around him and shot a quick one which went 5-hole. We went on to win 3-2, shock the country and I went on to play where I am today because of it.

#1 - "Biggest goal in school history."

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1990 saw the last time my school defeated the University of Wisconsin-Superior. We were playing them in a must win game in the playoffs to force a 20 minute tie breaker game. Down 3-0 with 12 minutes left we found a way to score 4 and win the game to force the tie breaker.

We went down 1-0 only 30 seconds into it and saw the next 18ish minutes go back and forth with chances at both sides. As we were pressing with the goalie pulled and 19 seconds left on the clock one of their players intentionally knocked the net off...Meaning, a penalty shot...

As we skated back to our bench to see who our coach's would pick I had a feeling it was going to be me, even though I was a first year guy...I wanted it though.

Coach looked at me and said, "You got this Chonger?" I responded "Fuck yeah"

As I skated out into the spotlight I looked at the 2 thousand plus fans all standing, I picked out my dad and Trevor in the crowd then looked at the puck at center, said to myself I got this...

The whistle blew and suddenly I couldn't hear the thousands at all. I skated down the right side, faked the shot, opened up the 5-hole and buried. Suddenly my hearing came back and our huge student section erupted as I pulled one of the best cellys of my life...I one knee fist pump past their bench, into a Theo Fleury bail out before getting tackled by my teamates at center ice.

The game would goto overtime and we would end up winning the game.

Now whenever I'm at school I'm known to many as "The guy who scored the penalty shot"

It's pretty siiiick...

Woooo...Dingle dangle, many more siiiick goals to come.

2008-05-01T12:12:00.004-06:00

Top Ten Most Memorable Goals

Today on top ten we look at my most memorable goals so far in my young hockey career.

Today we'll look at goals 10-6

Number 10:

-"The City Rivalry."

Midget AAA playing for the North Shore Winter Club Hawks in North Vancouver, our biggest rival was North Vancouver Minor Hockey. Most kids on that team we went to school with and were somewhat friends with, but on the ice the two teams just hated eachother.

They had our number most of the year until the last game of the season when we were tied 1-1 with 3 minutes to play and after taking a breakaway pass I buried on what would soon become my signature move, the canopener, which opens up the goalies five hole with a few quick moves.

After the goal I did the biggest sliding fist pump right past their bench to rub in the winning goal.

Number 9:

-"The Call Up."

Playing Bantam AAA we were the feeder system for the older Midget AAA team which my older brother Andrew played on. For their annual Christmas tourney I got called up, took a beautiful breakaway pass from my bro and buried it five-hole.

The end of the game would see me winning game MVP.

Number 8:

"Coast to Coast...Twice."

-When playing my final season as the Captain of the Dryden Ice Dogs Jr. A team, there were some games where I just felt way out of everyone else's league. And when we played the Golden Hawks, that's when I had this feeling a lot.

In two separate games against them I had siick dangle filled coast to coast goals, at home the crowd buzzed as I blew past a D-man at the blue line then cut in on another in the slot to score...The actual radio call was, "What a goal by Jordan Chong, looking like Mario out there."

Then later in their rink on a 4 on 4 time, I took the puck at my own circle, busted all the way down the left boards and just as the D-man came to stand me up on the wall, I pulled a little 'How she doin' to cut back inside and finish it off going top cheeeeeeeeeese.

Number 7:

"50/50"

My first year in Dryden before I got traded, their the team had a brutal start putting them well below the .500 mark, but after some key additions and change of style we found ourselves 1 game behind .500 with one to play.

We were tied 4-4 with under a minute to play when the goalie kicked a rebound right on my stick that I buried top glove, and this was soooo top cheeese that the puck stuck up behind the back cross bar...I followed with a "Boston Slide" celly.

Number 6:

"Double OT Upset."

In 03/04 I played Jr B on Vancouver Island for the Comox Glacier Kings in a league dominated by the top team in the country the Campbell River Storm.

In a 2nd round playoff match-up we found ourselves in double ot in game 2 at home. Then a break happened when we chipped the puck out for a two on 1 with me carrying it down the left side...I've always been shoot before pass and this was no exception as i took the shot that actually wasn't close to where I wanted it and it was somewhat right at the goalie, but in over time they always say put it on net and anything can happen...The goalie had problems with it and it trickled over the line...

I did another huuuge Boston Slide to center ice as my 20 teamates piled on top giving me a pretty huge charlie horse that actually bothered me for about a week.

Check back soon for the Top 5

2008-04-21T18:27:00.002-06:00

Best summer ever???

So I think the summer of 2008 has potential to top the list of my best summer ever. I've had some good ones so it'll be tough, but there's a lot of stuff that is going to go down this summer:

I get home May 9th hopefully, and immediately after a 26 hour drive jump into a floor hockey tourney where I will do nothing but dominate...

The next day May 10th, is the first low-tide day of the season at 4:30, so I will be skimboarding it up forrrr surrre...

The next week I'm probably going to spend 4-5 days up at Keats Island doing off-season work wherever help is needed in order to get some extra flow for the adventures coming up soon.

Next after the needed week off working out I will get back on the train hardcore...6 days a week giving everything I got to get bigger, stronger and faster for next hockey season.

Around this time I have just been informed that I need to pull my baseball skills outta the closet as I will be joining T-Bagz and his team for as many games as I can make it to.

May 19th-21st...This will kind of be like the official start to summer for me I think. Me Cory and Mark are going to rock up to my moms brand new Penticton condo which is unreal by the way and in a sick location...Gonna spend a few days skimming, skating, hanging out...And of course wheelin and dealin son...

May 28th-June 2nd...Quite possibly the highlight of the summer, before summer officially begins...Me and Trevor have already thrown down a few hundred to get tickets to WWE One Night Stand in San Diego, California...We have decided to road trip it and stop at some sweet places. I have a lot of the top skim spots marked down in southern cal, so I wanna hit those, check out San Fran again...Hang in Huntington, Newport and Laguna Beach...and once again...Wheel and or Deal...Oh yeah, the wrestling will be sick too...Watch it on pay per view, our seats are sick enough you wil see us on tv the whole time...

June 3rd...As soon as I get back I will begin my required internship I need to graduate at a place you may have heard of called ..."Hockey Now" newspaper...I've known the editor for almost 23 years so he was able to hook me up with a 2-3 week internship in an area which I love...

June 17thish...The battle begins...

The Keats Camps sr staff retreat is this weekend where I will head up for what I think will be the most intense, spiritual, emotional, fun summer at camp ever.

Right after that weekend retreat I will stay up as the rest of the staff show up for our 2 weekish staff training and prep...

Then end of June...The kids start coming and I make it rain with Worship directing and counseling.

2nd week of July...A potential return to Camp 2...This is not official yet so keep your shirts on...(I dont think that makes sense)...But I've been praying a lot about whether or not I will come back to Anvil...I really want to, but I dont want to abandon my role at Keats, and Anvil already has a lot of sick experienced ppl...So we'll see.

Camp pretty much sums up there rest of this amazing summer...It'll go down till the end of August when I will return to Van for a few days of nothing but skimboarding, hanging with my peeps as much as I can...Then a HUUUUUUUUGE 20 kegger goodbye party as I prep to head back to school for my Jr. year.

Well the kegs will have water in them...Except for like 5 of them...Know what I'm sayyyyyinnn...nong nong nong...

haha anyways, that was long...I'm gonna go wheel and deal..peace

2008-04-18T08:41:00.002-06:00

Funny photo comments...

So since Tara is such a creep and constantly looks at ALLLLL my pics on facebook, she noticed that I have some hilarious comments on some of them...So I have done my best to highlight some of the best ones:

-On a pic of me and Trevor wearing tag team belts and old couple stands behind us in the distance:

"Great picture Bri-man. I was wondering are the people behind you the one's you beat??? Collectively they must be as old as death. Maybe that's their Tag Team name "Older then Death" - if they can't get you eventually time will."

-On Mark running around Spanish Banks in a man thong
""that is wrong on so many levels. well. at least he hunted crows."

-On a pic of me and the bros...Comment by Kenton

"If I ever have kids, they better look like like this!"

-On a pic of me dressed as a cowboy for haloween

"save a horse...ride jordan"

-On a picture of me that Paul Curtis took...Comment by Paul Curtis

"the guy who took that picture i heard was so hot."

-On a pic of me and cory posing shirtless with our skimboards

"haha you should post this pic on www.gay.com haha"

-on a pic of me and cory making our shadows makeout...comment by cory

"i love making out with guys.."

-this ones going straight to my head...haha jaaaay kayyy...On one of my gq style poses

"wwoo, jordannnn soo sexyy! ;)
u look like a model:D"

-haha this ones ridic...from a jr teen camper at Keats

"i just think you should be like infront of a camera shirtless
modeling for A&F not at a camp were you cant even flirt with your campers godd!
i mean gosh."

-And Taras personal favorite...My buddy from hockey tagged me in a pic and he use to play Jr in Texas so a girl he met there wrote this.

"Well tell him he needs to come to TX for a random makeout quickly!! haha!"

2008-04-16T10:07:00.003-06:00

Apparently I'm kind of a big deal...I went to visit Dryden, Ontario, the town where I spent two of the best years of my life dominating the Jr. hockey scene, and me and my friend/former teammate got the honor of dropping the ceremonial face-off...And later went live on the radio and had a good beak session about how my team dominated his this year.

2008-04-02T08:29:00.004-06:00

Woooooo...I was 1 for 9 in my Wrestlemania picks...haha shows what I know and the one I got right was the most obvious of them all.. Anyways, I think that's a compliment to the WWE for making a great unpredictable event.

Oh well, so the Canucks are pretty effed...I constantly get beaked about them down here and how crappy they are, I went to the game in Minnesota the other day and that was the worst game I have ever seen any NHL team play. The Canucks were garbage, and how bout the 2nd period against the Avs last night, Ooooh man...Figure it out boys, like I almost don't want them to make the playoffs so they can save themselves some embarrassment from getting swept by Detroit or San jose...

Anyways, Canucks for the cup...In 2032 maybe...

I love the east race right now, you got Carolina leading the division in 3rd with 90 points, and Washington out of the playoffs in 9th place with 90 points, thats so insane, so one of those teams will finish 3rd and be in a great spot for a playoff run, the other will not make the playoffs, pretty insane...And how bout them Canadiens...et toi??

Yeah that didn't really apply there...

Ummm, so yesterday I decided I'm going to up my leg workouts so that I can be able to dunk in a few months...Lots of work, but how sick would that be to be able to throw down in front of a big crowd...Maybe I'll even try out for the NBA.

March was probably the best month of 2008 for me, and I know theres lots left but here me out...We lost in the semi's the last weekend of Feb. then the first day of March I flew home for spring break, how sick is that to start it up, had a goodtime at home. The went back to school, got to miss a bunch cuz I'm a dumbass and don't know how to book flights, even though I gotta free roundtrip ticket out of it in the end...

The the next weekend I went to Palm Springs with my dad to the gayest city in the country...haha...And yeah, then just went to the Twin Cities for the Canucks game...Lots of goodstuff...Oh yeah including the creation of the JC Connection, the decision to now double-major in Public Relations and Journalism, Oh yeah and my favorite time of the year...MARCH MADNESS...I know it's not big for most of you, but I am absolutely obsessed with college ball, it's on tv here all the time and through that I've become somewhat of an expert...Although I did fade away in the bracket tourny, I still feel really good about my first round picks only getting 4 wrong out of 32 games...Anyways, I picked Kansas to win it all and they're still in it, so that's all that matters.

and the understanding that Andrew is the biggest homo the world could ever produce...
Well actually I've known that for 21 years...(yes that's right, I've known that since I was 1)

Anyways, I love Randy Orton and his era, he's a beauty and I want to be just like him, but I also love my new top favorite wrestlers...The Shaman of Sexy, John Morrison...Very talented young man who's character I would love...

Eat my ass...I'm out

2008-03-27T18:43:00.000-06:00

It's that time of year again...Wrestlemania 24 just around the corner...

So that means The 2nd Annual JC Wrestlemania Prediction Show...With some other random stuff

Check out this video: 2nd Annual Wrestlemania prediction show

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2008-03-26T16:16:00.002-06:00

Just back from Palm Springs...Good trip...Make sure you check soon for my 2nd annual Wrestlemania prediction show.

Note the coyote chilling as my dad swings

2008-02-28T09:58:00.002-07:00

My life is pretty sick...(that's a good thing)

Alright so...Things feel pretty solid in life right now...Can't really complain at all...

In the playoffs had the big first round win last weekend with my mom and aunts and uncle down for the games. Got to spend the whole day Sunday with em and got to scam them into buying me stuff...haha wasn't really a scam, but I did muck some expensive meals sooo hard...

For those of you who have been away from home a lot you'll know what I'm talking about.

But it's not until you're away for a long time that you start to truly appreciate the things you have at home...And a short visit like that was super sweet and just made me feel good...

This weekend we're in the semi-finals against the #1 team in the country, in the hometown of MRRRRRRRRRRRRR. KENNDEYYYYYYY...KENNEDY...GREEEEEN BAAAYYYY, WISCONSINNNN...

anyways, should be intense...My dad is flying out just for that one game, he'll only get to talk to me after the game for like 5 mins, but that's dedication right there and I love him for it...We're also gonna take a money ass trip at easter time to Palm Springs to golf up a storm and wheel brizzies...Well I'll be wheeling...he'll be dealin...AY-OOOOh...what does that even mean...haha

But yeah, away from the hockey world I feel pretty grown up, I'm the most organized and mature one in my apartment and I'm basically looking for a house for us all next year by myself...We jokingly laid it out last week that in life out of the 3 of us, I'm the personality...So I take care of phoning people and discussing things, while my bigger roomate is the tough guy who will dust anyone up if they mess with us, and my other one is studying to be an accountant so he'll take care of the finances...and when I told him my dad was an acual accountant he said that his job will be taking the finances and handing them over to my dad and then job shadowing him..haha

Anyways I love camp by the way...I just wrote sweet note on the Keats Staff 2008 group page, you should check it out...Me and my good friend Kevin Johnston are probably going to co-counsel all summer long this year which i'm pumped about...I'm also strongly considering investing about 200 dollars into my campers this summer and getting custom A-Unit (my cabin called 'ACADIA') for every single kid...Yeah, thats right, like no joke...kids who aren't in our cabin are going to feel left out...but thats okay, because I think it will cause other counselor pairs to up their game and really lay it all on the line..

I'm also going to be the worship director which is awesome, my new ideas Gods put in my heart are amazing, and I cannot wait to put them in place...

Anyways...If the worst happens and we lose saturday i'l be home next week for about 5-6 days for spring break...if we win we goto the finals...so its a win win, kinda...and then ill be back for the summer in mid-may...

Oh yeah i forgot...the biggest news of all...Me and Trevor each bought 300 dollar tickets to WWE One Night Stand pay per view in San Deigo California June 1st...we're going to be on tv the whole time and we get the keep the collectors chair...ooh snap...

It's fly it's dope, it's sweet then cantalope

2008-02-20T20:46:00.002-07:00

"Big players play big in big games."

Playoff time...Start this weekend...2 game series in River Falls Wisconsin...Should be intense...

Anyways, heres my sick snipe against UWS in our last regular season game...

2008-02-10T10:40:00.000-07:00

UNOFFICIAL GUINNESS WORLD RECORD HOLDER...

So last week on one of the best shows on t.v. "Rob and Big" which is about a white pro skateboarding Rob Dydrek and his massive black bodyguard/friend Chris 'Big Black' Boykin...The two found themselves a copy of the 2008 Guinness world record book. The show is all about their ridiculous and hilarious ideas of things to do with each day...Since they are both loaded, especially Rob, they can pretty much do anything and some of the stuff they do is completely random and funny...Such as, buying a Mini-Horse...Naming him 'Mini-Horse' and driving 500 miles to goto a Mini-Horse show which all they wanted was to win a ribbon and the top 8 won one and they finished 8th and were sooo pumped...haha..Seriously, unreal show...

But anyways, they were reading the book, and decided that they could break several records, especailly in the skateboard category where Rob ended up breaking 21 records total...Then Big Black, beat two eating records...Most bananas peeled and eating in 1 minute with 3...And most powdered donuts without licking your lips in 3 minutes with 5. In order to make them official they contacted GUinness and they sent a representative out to spend a day with them as they attempted and broke these records...

So this led me to sitting in the bookstore in the mall for about an hour reading this book and looking for something that I could potentially break...I wanted something completely random that an athletic guy like myself would have a chance at...

Then I came across "Most leapfrogs by 2 people in 1 minute...48" I thought, that's totally possible and the two guys in the pic, just looked like average guys. So I told my roomate about this and we were immediately convinced with a few weeks of training we could dominate that record...So later that night we went down to the schools indoor track to practice...We figured we might as well just go for a minute, just to see how good we would do...

So we got someone to time us for a minute...and guess what...New world record...We pulled off 52 in our first ever attempt at it, we had a huuuge celly...But the funniest thing was the tennis team and softball team were in there two for practice watching 2 hockey players jumping over eachother all the way down the track...haha, must have looked hilarious...But anyways, we broke the record on our first practice attempt...

So I came home, made an account with Guinness and we're going to send in the application tomorrow for our record to see if they will send someone out here so we can make the record official...Now we have more time to get even better and also think of new records we want to apply for to try to create...

This is all completely random...But all completely awesome and I really really want to get in the book and get one of their sweet ass framed certificates...

2008-01-23T15:46:00.000-07:00

WRESTLEMANIA 24 MAIN EVENT JUST ANNOUNCED FOR VANCOUVER
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2008-01-06T18:26:00.000-07:00

It's countdown time for New Years...

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This was pretty much the reaction from the St. Scholastica Saints hockey team as 3 or 4 guys noticed that midnight had rolled around on there cell phones. We were all enjoying what was easily the worst new years of our lives...In an effort to keep out team from boozing 5 days away from our games in New York, our coach scheduled our entire day all the way until 1:30 am...The result...26 pissed off hockey players.

But thats beside the point of this post...

Have you ever...?

-Been sitting alone, reading/thinking/listening to music and just broke down...

-Realized one day that your lifelong dream has now become an impossible mission to accomplish

-Strongly considered wrestling as a career (I say this completely seriously by the way)

-Thought that when you graduate from college you would take that degree, shove up someones ass or hide it away in your room somewhere while you set out after something that means way more to you then anything you could ever learn in school

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Coming into the New Year...That's my life.

I SAW...GODS PLAN...

As I was preparing to come home for break and lead worship at 3-6-5, I wasn't entirely sure what God was leading me to do and play that night. But randomly as I was creeping on facebook a few days before coming home, I decided to look for a church to goto the next day and came across "Hillside Community Church." What stuck out about this place? Pretty much nothing, it had a cool website and they said they had modern worship. That was good enough for me...

As I headed into this ghetto ass old gym in a greasy part of downtown Duluth, I headed for a back corner seat to take it all in. What was going to be said? What music would we play? As the service went on through all the usual stuff about events and connecting and all that, I still awaited my reason for going to this church...And then is started...

The young pastor got into a rhythm and hit me hard...He said something along the lines of:

"Now let me ask you...If I were to ask all of you to go on a marothon with me right now to Two Harbors (about a 1/2 hour drive) I'm sure that none of you would say yes. You'd say 'It's too cold, I'd never make it, I don't have running gear, I'l dehydrate.'

But what if I promised you that you would make it ok, that you would easily have enough energy, that all the proper gear would be provided, that the route would be easy to follow, that you would never get thirsty...And the reward would be enormous...I bet a lot more of you would come now...

Well if thats so, then WHY DONT YOU DO THAT IN YOUR LIVES. This life is a marathon, and God has layed it all down for us...He has told us in the bible, what we need to do, he has given us the gear needed, the actions needed, energy, strength...Everything we possibly need to make it through this lifelong marathon...But we continuously and ignore it and choose not to run this marathon.

And I'll tell you why...It's that river...The river of sin...As you walk up slowly to it you stand on the shore looking at the very shallow part in front of you, and you decide...Well if I just dip my toe in I'll be perfectly fine and this river will never take control of me...So you dip your toe...

Next you think, well this is no biggy, I'll put my whole foot in...I'm still in complete control...I can get back on shore anytime I want...But then you decide to go ankles deep...Your still pretty close to shore and in control of every step...

But suddenly...You decide you want to get into the river upto your knees...So you do...and the river grabs you and takes you miles and miles downstream, in control of you every move, making it almost impossible to get back to shore...what you once that you were in control of...Now had complete control of you..."

Sound familiar??? Yeah I know, it does to me as well...I couldn't help but to think of my life and wonder what the fuck I was doing a lot of the time...then I started wondering what other people were doing...People who said they believed, but only talked big and never walked...

If you were at 3-6-5 you remember that we all turned our backs to God as we cleaned out our hearts and laid it all before him..Then in his presence we turned back to him, clean and out of the river...We did that same thing at Hillside Community Church after that message...After that we broke into 'Amazing Love'...Thats why I was there...I was broken up...This guy, used by God hit me with every word...

Randomly I had chosen this place...And it has affected my life already...I brought back that same message and idea to my brothers and sisters at home...And I honestly don't care if not everyone took it seriously...But I know some people did...I know I did...And that's all I can control...

So...Its a new year...But for me...I look at it as another day...New years resolutions are a joke...Why don't people set these goals for themselves during the year as well...You know why?? Because they fear failure...But I tell you I'd rather set my goals ridiculously high and give everything I have and fail, then set them stupid low and accomplish them...It's all about the journey toward the goal that makes you grow...

Now I only hit on my first point of "Have you evers" So I'll leave this post at that and hit the next one soon...

But until then...watch this video...this is what makes me cry and breakdown everytime I see/hear it...It reminds me of 3-6-5...Putting everything I had into leading for God...Watching it gets me soooo jacked up to lead again...and to praise again...

So enjoy that and I'll hit on the next point soon

2007-12-15T15:12:00.000-07:00

FINALLY...
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HAS COME BACK...TO VAAAAAAAAAAN

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Its been a while since The Rock has come back to beautiful British Columbia, but The Rock is excited, The Rock is pumped to see the MILLIONS...(AND MILLIONS) of The Rocks fans. So you know what the Rock is gonna do. The Rock is gonna take that little jelly donut in your hand...He's gonna squeeeeeeze out all the jelly...Wipe off all that glaze...Turn that some bitch sideways and stick it straight up your candy ass...

You 10 dollar, No 2 dollar, No 10 cent slut...

If ya smeellllllllll

What The Rock

Is Cookin!

And by all of that I mean, I'm coming home on Wednesday for the first time since August...Wooooooo

2007-12-12T17:48:00.000-07:00

Andrew is so gay...

Is anyone else out there getting a little sick and tired of reading the same old shit on Andrews gay blog. Every couple of days when he's suppose to be working or barely attempting to make something out of himself, he'll jump onto his little blog and ramble on about God knows what. I mean, it's as if that blog is the only thing holding him together.

In a recent post he stated, "This year, a year which Jordan has strongly encouraged me to "pull [my] life together." He actually truly believes that he has accomplished this almost impossible mission for himself...And that of course is the mission of getting his worthless life together.

Honestly, does it seem to anyone else like he is just taking up space in the world and stealing air from people who deserve it a lot more. And by people who deserve a lot more, I mean absolutely everyone, even those complete D-bags who sit around and play computer games all day while getting turned on watching the Disney channel. Yup, I just said that.

In his most recent post, he talks about having all of his Christmas shopping done like he just won the Stanley Cup. I'll bet he's sitting at home now drinking chocolate milk out of the mini Stanley Cup model in my room, while he drives about 90 different chicken products into his gut.

That's pretty sweet he's got all of his shopping done though, I mean, I can't wait to open my present from him and get a sweet extra tight brown V-neck shirt that he thinks is just the sweetest thing since living at home till he's 70.

The thought of Andrew inside Banana Republic makes me throw up in my mouth...Buddy you're so far out your element. A long long ways from your usually stores like, "Gay Clothes 4 D-Bags" and "Need A New Life?"

But seriously, I am going to run his show when I come home on the 19th and everyone will see him squirm around and run away and lock himself in the bathroom like he's been doing for 20 years...Sweet life bud, sweet life.

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And by all of that, of course I mean Andrews a good guy that I like, and he's the easiest and most fun person to beak.

Merry Christmas you raging Homo

2007-12-05T21:42:00.000-07:00

Yup it's official...

I just got the new Nike Bauer Vapor XXXX that run in stores for about $600...

For free...No big deal

Oh another thing...Sooo

I'm in the gym just about everyday working out and getting huger...Notice I say huger, because "Team Hugers" motto is that "We are already huge, so we're getting huger."

Anyways, I have a workout list of songs on my ipod which has some good tunes, but today I tried something different and...

Yup it's official...

WWE theme songs is the best genre for working out.

Soooo many good tracks that are loud and make you think of the wrestlers and their defining moments...

So here's a list of some of the best ones that I recommend to you to workout with:

-Edge
-Randy Orton
-Triple H
-CM Punk
-Mark Henry
-MVP
-Matt Hardy
-AJ Styles
-Rated Rko
-Batista
-Chris Jericho
-Evolution

Wow I'm getting all horned up just thinking about working out to these songs...haha jjjjjjkkkkk...

But seriously...I was sick last week in hockey
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2007-10-28T13:23:00.001-06:00

CHALLENGE 3-6-5

IT'S COMING...

DEC. 23RD

2007-10-23T11:23:00.001-06:00

Home opener this weekend...Haven't been this pumped for a season in a while...So you may be asking yourself?

Why do I play?

-I play for that clean sheet of ice waiting for me everyday

-I play for sniping shots top cheese bar n' in

-I play to prove that no one in the world can open up the five-hole like me

-I play to compete

-I play to show D-men that when I hit...I hurt

-I play to blow wide past my opponents

-I play to give it my all at the gym, at the point of exhaustion, just before the point of puking...When absolutely no one else is around

-I play for my teammates...You fuck with them...You fuck with me

-I play for open ice blind side hits...Woooo

-I play to prove I deserve the 'A' on my jersey

-I play to prove I can go to the next level

-I play for all my family and friends who wish they could be where I am

-I play for clutch moments

-I play to win a last minute faceoff

-I play to block a 90mph slapshot to kill a penalty
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2007-10-16T07:33:00.000-06:00

3-6-5...It's coming...

2007-10-12T13:58:00.001-06:00

Life to me is...

Have you ever stopped your busy day, and really...I mean really thought about life...Doesn't it sometimes just completely mess with your mind...But...Doesn't it sometimes remind you how grateful you are to have the things that you have...

Life to me is...

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No matter where I go...What I do...I have support and people who understand me way more then most...
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There is nothing like the feeling of playing in the huge playground we call the Earth and skimboarding in beautiful Vancouver is one of the top things I miss the most...Just a chill time to enjoy the beach, the water and sweet people in your life.
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My campers...No no...My young friends...
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From 8 to 18...The kids I hung out with this summer are my life...With some I play tag, some I teach to be confident with girls and some I just straight up dress ballin with...
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A light...
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We did this amazing thing at Anvil, lighting candles to represent us in a dark world...I took it one further at Keats and was privileged with leading a few hundred people in this act. I light my candle to put myself on a mountain top, and now that I'm there...I might as well shine so everyone can see what I got...
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Through song..Through sport...Through living life...As Tom Petty says, "You can stand me up at the gates of hell...But I won't back down."
No matter what the situation...Desire drives me...I won't back down
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The thought of life can totally eff with your mind...Do you really see yourself still doing what you're doing now in 10 years...Will you still be as close to your friends years from now...We've heard the song over and over again from Swithfoot...But the statement still stands...I DARE YOU TO MOVE, AND LIVE LIKE TODAY NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE.

This past summer I went through it all...I cried, smiled, laughed, experienced, hoped, prayed, trusted, walked, shined, dedicated and basically laid it all on the line...Not to show you all what I'm capable of...But for a bigger goal, to (as 1Peter says) tenderly show you the way.

So next chance you get...Quiet down that busy life you have...And say...

Life to me is...

2007-10-09T07:46:00.000-06:00

a lot can happen in 45 seconds...

In a single shift someone can break 200.

A team can make a comeback.

A forward can become unstoppable.

A goalie can stop everything

A play can be made you won't even believe in replays.

A rookie can be a legend.

A legend can become a god.

A Cup can be won

A dynasty can be built

That's why we don't just play every shift.
We live every shift.

LIVE EVERY SHIFT

2007-10-02T16:39:00.001-06:00

BREAKING NEWS...

WWE champion John Cena held the title for just over a year...until last night when he tore something in his arm which will now put him out for 6-8 months. I am in shock over this and can't believe it. This Sunday at the pay per view No Mercy a new champion is promised to be crowned. The way I see it, there are two main candidates, but one of them isn't officially on the WWE roster, but with the injury to Cena I could easily see him coming back sooner then later.

Candidate #1

The Legend Killer

RANDY ORTON
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Y2J

Chris Jericho
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Hidden messages and commercials have been put on randomly by the WWE both on live telecasts and in small print on their website...In a recent interview with wrestling expert Trevor Chong we discussed the hidden message which was "SAVE US. 222"

After some research Trevor found that in the bible, the book of Joshua chapter 2 verse 22, talks about how the land of Jericho needs to save others.

Does this have some connection, I strongly believe it does. Now that we've discovered that Jericho will make his comeback, he still has the difficult task of winning the WWE championship, who knows what kind of match or superstars will stand in his way. I guess we'll find out this sunday at WWE No mercy.

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Wresltemania 24 makes it's trip to Orlando, Florida in March, and announcement has just been made that tickets will be on sale November 2nd...And I want to go sooooooo bad...Before it was just a dream, but now I seriously want to go. After attending The Great American Bash pay per view this last summer in San Jose I found out just how amazing these shows are, and this is the big dance, the Super Bowl of wrestling, in the Citrus Bowl which holds around 60,000 people...Wow...I want in...

2007-09-28T12:06:00.000-06:00

Wow...

Sooo powerful...if you don't get emotional watching this then I don't know what will do it for you.

2007-09-15T21:08:00.000-06:00

Wow so I haven't touched this thing for a while...

It was a very eventful summer and when I have time I'm gonna try to write up a summer review thing which should be pretty money...

Anyways, I'm back at school now in Minnesota, things are good, school's been aight.

Mainly just trying to decide what exactly I wanna do with my life...This year here could be my last or my 3rd last, I dunno yet, it all depends on me having a big big year on the ice so I can go somewhere better or else me deciding that things with playing hockey as a career just isn't going to work out, which will be extremely hard to accept, but I feel like there's a lot back home I could be doing.

Anyways, So everyday I'm walking to class and I usually just laugh my ass off to myself...Like honestly if there was a radio show or something of just my thoughts as I walked around places it would be the funniest thing ever...Just beak show city, making up stupid ass songs on the spot, sweet movie ideas...

for example, I have a scene that I would put in my movie in a second...

It would be a very serious moment with a boyfriend and girlfriend...The boyfriend would say something mean to her like call her a slut lets say...And she full out slaps him in the face...So the normal movie's would have him shake it off and walk away, but in my movie he takes one step like he's leaving then turns back and absolutely full out sucker punches her right in the nose, breaking her nose so blood flies everywhere...Man what a movie...

I think my movie would also involve some kind of small animal kicking competition too...I think I'd watch it a lot, I dunno about you, but who cares

Anyways, this post kinda sucks, I'm just startin to get back into it now...

I went to a Minnesota Twins game the other day it was pretty sweet ass..Here's some pics.
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2007-08-03T03:12:00.000-06:00

Yup, it's official...I'm f'n sweet...And I'm also sooooooo humble, I think I'm the most humble person I know, like seriously I think I'm the most humble person in the world...
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Wow...I'm sooooo good looking...and even more humble...

goy goy giddity guyzha gee gee baaahaagggeee

2007-07-23T11:44:00.000-06:00

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2007-06-10T01:01:00.000-06:00

SURE LAST HOCKEY SEASON WAS IMPORTANT...BUT THIS SEASON OF SUMMER...IS THE MOST IMPORTANT SEASON IN ALL OUR LIVES...

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One week it all begins...The return to camp...Sunday the 17th I head to Keats in one of the biggest comebacks ever, right up there with Mario Lemieux, Michael Jordan and Shawn Michaels. It's gonna be unreal and I'm gonna dominate in every category, from having all my kids having waaaaayy more fun and learn waaaay more then any other cabin, to climbing that huuuuuuge ladder I put in front of me that has my enormous goals at the top of it. In this summer long ladder match not even a brutal F.U. through 12 tables from the top of the ladder is enough to put me down. The faith is there to accomplish this and each step I take up will encourage and motivate not only me, but all the other servants surrounding me.
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Before Herb Brooks was given the job to coach the 1980 U.S. olympic hockey team he had an interview with all the US hockey board. Basically he told them that he can bring a group of individuals together from all different backgrounds and bind them into one unit with one common goal to beat the greatest team in the world who had just embarassed NHL allstars in North America...This team was the Soviets who hadn't lost a game in about 15 years, and dominated every world event. The committee looked at him like he was crazy saying, "That's a pretty lofty goal Herb...Beating the best team in the world." ... Herb confidently looked at them and said, "Yeah, that's why I want to pursue it."

"Mans greater fear is not setting our aim to high and falling short, but rather it's setting our aim to low and achieving our mark." -- Michaelangelo.

Why not set your goals enormously above all others? You don't think you can do it? Well the truth is YOU can't...But like it says..."With God all things are possible." ALL THINGS...ALL THINGS...

This summer...It's about 10 different cabins of kids including a week at Anvil...My goal...Dominate servanthood, strap on a new bottomless gastank, put the team on my back as if to say, "Follow me...I'll prove we can do this better then ever." Just like Herb Brooks created one of the greatest moments in hockey at that olympics we all can create the greatest and most significant moment in kids lives...Whether it's 1 or 100...Sure it's one week, but it could be the week that potentially makes or breaks their ENTIRE LIVES. When you're tired and weak and don't want to reach out anymore, think about some people you know in your life who are all fucked up and have shitty everyday meaningless lives. How different do you think they could have been if they had someone give them absolutely everything they had for one week...Maybe they'd be the same, or maybe they'd be at camp right along side you spreading the word and fighting this intense never-ending war right by your side.

Go work at camp for the right reasons, don't go for your own fun, don't go just because everyone else is going...Know in your heart that God has sent you there for a specific reason...2 weeks ago I wanted nothing to do with camp for this whole summer...Now...well...Look what I just wrote, I'm approaching this summer like it's the most important season of my life and God has put me on his ground to take on this battle with his sword in hand...

Bring this shit on..."Faith the size of a mustard seed can move mountains"...Lets combine all of our faith and moves lives for a week, for a summer, for an eternity.

2007-05-29T15:23:00.000-06:00

The comeback of a lifetime...
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Yup it's official, Jordan T. Chong will be making the comeback of a lifetime this summer. Not only will he be apart of the most talented camp staff ever at Anvil Camp 2 but he will also make his return to Keats Camps after a one year absence. The seasoned veteran will bring his years of experience and bottomless gas tank to both camps this summer. The battle of finding his calling this summer is over...The war at the camps is about to begin...Wooooooooooo...
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2007-05-07T23:14:00.000-06:00

MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENTS...

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It has been a past few weeks full of three major announcements in the world.

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This Friday it will be the world heavyweight champion The Undertaker putting his gold on the line against 'The Animal' Batista...At Wrestlemania 23 Undertaker put his Wrestlemania unbeaten streak against Batista title. Once again the Undertaker proved that he is worthy of being the top dog in the Smackdown world. After a bruising last man standing match at Backlash that left both men knocked out, will the Undertaker be able to fight off the beast Batista one more time, in a unforgiving atmosphere known as the steel cage...Where there are no rules, no disqualifications, and no excuses

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After destroying Shawn Michaels on Monday Night Raw the Great Khali has earned himself a WWE title match against champion John Cena at the pay per view Judgment Day. Cena has overcome bad situation after bad situation, surviving a fatal four way match, defeating the undeafeated Umaga twice, winning the elimination chamber. But now he faces the most dominant superstar of the present time...The 7 foot 3, 420 pound Great Khali...Will it be Khali's Judgment day, or will Cena once again defy the odds.
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Probably the biggest news of the decade...The self proclaimed "Greatest Human Being Ever" Jordan T. Chong will put that title on the line as he spends a week at one of the most intense places in the world...It will be Jordan T. Chong making his debut at Anvil Island Camp 2...Can this bruting young stallion make the same impact he has at so many other places at Anvil, or will Anvils current douche bag staff cause Jordan to lose his mind and go on a beaking and mucking rampage...We will find out...2 months from now...Chong vs. Anvil...Winner takes all.

2007-04-26T17:47:00.000-06:00

So for one of my classes at school, the whole class was to address a bad issue in the world. We were to make a video about this and state facts and point out dignity issues. Now most people don't know how to do good stuff so they just did little picture slideshows. Here's mine which was showcased today in front of several students and faculty. It's about Homeless Awareness...Enjoy
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2007-04-23T14:43:00.000-06:00

So today in class we had a guest speaker come in and talk about God knows what...All I was focused on was putting together a list of my 20 favorite WWE superstars...Here they are, the Jordan T. Chong top 20 wrestlers in the WWE today...

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20-MVP

19-Kane

18-Finlay

17-Lashley

16-CM Punk

15-Matt Hardy

14-Kenny Dykstra

13-Shelton Benjamin

12-Carlito

11-Shawn Michaels

10-Undertaker

9-Chris Benoit

8-Batista

7-Triple H

6-Jeff Hardy

5-Mrrrrrrrr. Kennedy

4-John Cena

3-Rob Van Dam

2-The Rated R Superstar -- Edge

1-The Legend Killer -- Randy Orton

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2007-04-17T23:46:00.000-06:00

Alright let me tell you a story...

When the Chong brothers were around the ages of 9, 11, and 13..Oldest brother Andrew thought it was a great idea that him and his other brothers, Jordan and Trevor, compete in a competition. Now this was no ordinary competition. This was one of a kind that if you ever saw your kids take part in you would probably kill yourself...haha

So here it is, Andrew's great idea was to have all 3 of us take a blank white piece of paper, next we would all draw a giant ass on it covering the whole page. Then the main objective of the competition was to make as many inappropriate tattoos on the ass as we could do. You would find sweet little Trevor writing things like "fuck" "shit" and already bad ass at 11 years old Jordan was going pretty hardcore saying words that Andrew is afraid to these days. Just imagine I'm not afraid to write "fuck" or "shit" on here so if I'm not writing it, it must be pretty bad..haha...Then we got to the loser of the family. Little Andrew grabbed his pen with his scrawny little pussy arms, lifted it high above his gay ass Bruce Lee haircut and proceeded to draw pretty little roses, and bunnies, and trees, and the sun in the top corner which had that ever so gay smile on its face. Needless to say, we accidentally left these on the kitchen table and went and did something else...eventually my mom came home and found them on the kitchen table...hahaha...She was not impressed, I mean how did cute little Trevor develop such a foul mouth...and how did Jordan learn these terms that I just learned last week...and Andrew...I mean...Why is he such a raging faggot??

About an hour after my mom got home our sweet old grandma came for a visit...I remember us thinking, "Thanks God mom found those before Grandma did"

-The only lie from that story was what Andrew put on his...But that still doesn't disprove the fact that he is a raging homo...

2007-03-29T21:37:00.000-06:00

This is it...The Jordan T. Chong Wrestlemania 23 predictions show...

peep it baby
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2007-03-18T18:11:00.000-06:00

2007-03-06T13:02:00.000-07:00

I'm a smoooooooth pimp...Who loves the pussy...

Get your one liners ready cuz this saturday I'll be back on the west for a week. Should be a good time of saying mucked up shit and beaking people.

Now here's a few greasy greasy pics I took of myself right before I shaved off my mustache:
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If you know any girls who want a good mustache ride...send them my way...
hollaaaa

2007-02-22T17:25:00.000-07:00

Can you say...'Clutch'...

Alright let me set the stage for you first...
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Heading into the last weekend of the regular season it was already set that we were going to play UWS (University of Wisconsin-Superior) in the first round of the playoffs. The only thing left up in the air was home ice advantage, which was huge because the first round of the playoffs is a two game set both in the same rink. The travel wasn't the problem, seeing that their town is right next to ours, but home ice was still huge. We ended up battling hard that weekend but dropping both games meaning they would have home ice for the playoffs.

How it worked, was it was a two game series both in their rink. If it came to it and both teams ended up winning a game there would be a 20 minute mini-game to determine a winner, if the mini game was tied it would then head into sudden death overtime to determine who would move on.

My school had not beaten UWS in the last 52 meetings, dating waaaaayyy back to 1990. It was a streak that seemed to always haunt my school whenever they headed into battle against them. As an incoming freshmen I looked at that streak and pretty much said 'Who gives a fuck?' I didn't play in all 52 of those games, so didn't lose shit to them yet. So heading into Friday nights game we were ready to go, and got off to a good start scoring the first goal mid-way through the 2nd before dropping 3 straight to them to end the game. People started counting us out, not thinking we could comeback. But the truth of it all was that Friday night pretty much meant nothing, because if you wanted to move on you would have to win on saturday, whether it be the game for them, or the game and mini-game for us. So absolutely nothing had been decided yet on who would move on.

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As time drew closer to gametime, we knew what was ahead of us. The streak that everyone talked about got put aside for the rest of that night. We believed we could do it and with one great night knock out this team that we hated sooo much. The game got underway, the intensity was amazing, the hitting was hard and the fans were loud. Then a little doubt...they scored the first goal and took the lead. We headed into the dressing room down 1, not worried knowing it was a 60 minute game. In the 2nd we pressed hard, had some good chances but couldn't find a way to convert and when we couldn't, they soon did, going up 2-0 late in the period.

So 40 minutes was up and we were down 2...I looked around the room and saw guys tired, hurt and sore. But I also noticed that they weren't going to let that get in the way of us having our season over. We gathered in the middle of the room one last time before heading on the ice and gave a loud "SAINTS" cheer as we headed out. We were full of energy and belief that we could come back, until the mountain we had to climb grew much bigger, when they scored early in the period extending there lead to 3-0 with 17 minutes left in regulation and possibly out season. Our crowd never quit on us, and we werren't going to quit on eachother, our fans continued to cheer "CSS, CSS, CSS, CSS!" trying to get us going, but I knew we were going to keep going. And with 14 minutes left we finally got on the board and cut the lead to 3-1...knowing that UWS always got shakey after letting in a goal our forecheck become deadly, as we hammered there d-men, cut off break out passes and put tons of pressure on the net. But still it was 3-1 approaching the 7 minute mark when my line got out there and buzzed around there zone eventually creating enough pressure to force a bad turnover by them and turning that into a goal to make it 3-2. Our fans erupted and our bench started to not only think of tying the game up but winning it, because if we tied the game we would still be finished. It was under 5 minutes now and my line was up to go again, so much adrenaline was running throgh us and we got ready to go, then we got back out and continued right where we left off before and put the puck to the net from every angle and eventually jumped on a loose rebound and my other winger popped it home to tie the game. 3-3 tie with 2 minutes to go now, we could not afford a tie, then their captain started skating the puck out of there zone when he mishandled it giving us a 3 on 1 down low that we capatilized on and scored to take lead and eventually win the game ending a 52 game winless streak against UWS.

But as the clock ran down to zero there was little celebration from us, as we knew we had only tied the series at 1, there was now a 20 minute mini-game to determine who would move on.

Our room was electric in the 15 minute intermission and it seemed like the whole break we could hear our fans screaming outside or door with the CSS chant again, goosebumps went thrugh my whole body and it only seemed right that we should win this. We came out after the break to an erupting crowd, getting ready for a 20 minute game that would determine our season.

But hold the phone, UWS wasn't going to just roll over and die, and 25 seconds into the mini game they scored to take momentum away from us and make it 1-0 early. The next 19 minutes were full of close calls and exciting rushes back n forth. We pressed the majority of the 2nd half getting chances all over the place but couldnt bury. Then with under 2 minutes left we got an elbowing pentalty that pretty much sucked hope right out of us. Shorthanded down 1, with under 2 minutes play. We planned to kill off most of the penalty with our killing units and then put out our top guys for the final minute to try to tie it up. The announcer called out "last minute of play" we had 3 forwards out and one D, including myself on the point. We dumped it in there zone and our goalie headed for the bench, it was 5 on 5 now with the clock running down and an empty net, then with 19 seconds left a close call..the puck bounced up in their air near the net and a UWS player intentionally knocked the net off its moorings. Meaning one thing...Penalty shot...19 seconds left, 1 of 5 players on the ice could take it...Initially I was hiding behind other guys but then thought to myself, I can score, I won't be denied this oppurtunity to beat this team, and before I could make myself visible to the coach's again they were already calling my name out telling me to take it. I skated out to the center of the ice, but was then called back by my assistant coach who said" Chonger can you score?" And without hesitation I shouted back "Fuck yeah I can"...

The buildings atmosphere was like none I had ever seen, a sellout crowd of almost 2 thousand people were all standing, screaming at the top of there lungs, For a moment I didn't even think about what was ahead of me, I spotted my dad and bro in the mix of fans on there feet clapping, appearing to be more nervous then I was. Then I looked back at the puck and finally said to myself 'I got this, its gonna be a tie game' When the refs whistle blew the fans were cheering as loud as they could, but when I picked up the puck everything in my head went quiet...It was me and the goalie for my teams season. I cam down the right side of him, faked a wrist shot, went to the backhand, then back to the forehand and ripped it through his legs which had been spread apart from the initial fake shot. My hearing came back and a huuuge roar came from our fan section as I wound up the biggest first up of the life. Herb Brooks had said "Great moments are born with great oppurtunity." And I captured that moment on this goal.

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We had overcome soo much adversity, we lost 3 straight games to them before this night and 52 total. But this was the only one that mattered and when we had to, we were the best team, and our season will continue on. This Saturday we head to the Universiy Of River Falls the #3 ranked team in the country for a one game semi-final. 3 weeks ago we defeated the same team in the same rink...We plan to repeat history from that last contest, but they won't let us do it easily, and we won't let them get past us without fighting with everything we have.

Here's the video highlights from NBC norths Sports Zone...
http://resources.css.edu/athletics/clips/2007/2007Feb18_HK_NCHA1_SZON.html

Enjoy...

2007-02-14T11:56:00.000-07:00

Yup...it's official...

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2007-02-06T12:51:00.000-07:00

Just some sweeter pics then that other gay blog.com/eatmyass/nongynong.cUm

Hollllaaaaaaaa...

2007-01-31T11:47:00.000-07:00

Brizzy brizzy brizzy can't you see, sometimes your words just brizzify me...

The moral of the story...I love brizzies...

Nong Nong Nongy Nongy Nong Nong

2007-01-24T22:29:00.000-07:00

This post is rated 'VFI' (Very Fuckin Immature)...read with discretion

Just a few very innappropriate questions... Dotfags

First...

Would you rather...

A) Eat a handfull of shit...or...
B) Swim in a pool full of bright yellow pee for an hour

A) Get both your an arm chopped off...or...
B) Get your penis chopped off

Hahaha heres my personal favorite 'would you rather' ive everrrr heard

A) Would you rather tag team your mom, with your dad...or...
B) Tag team your brother with your dad...

HAHHAHA...

Ok...for 1 million dollars...Would you...

-Take a batch in the mouth....hahahha

-Do the girl of your dreams...in front of family and friends...hahaha (this included everyone from grandparents...to young cousins)

-Sucker-kick a Sr. citizen in the face and then shit in their mouth.

-Lets say you're in class and your teacher tells you in front of everyone that you failed the exam and were the dumbest kid in class...for 1 Billion dollars would you...Stand up and shout at her "Shut your fucking mouth you shit eating slut fucker...What the fuck ass fuck of a bum fuck shit hole class is this anyways?" Then walk towards her...pick up a shovel...and baseball swing her head off of the rest of her body.

Hahahaha...I don't think I've laughed that hard at my own work for a while...

Now thats a blog post...not some gayass pic of yourself.

2007-01-22T21:33:00.000-07:00

"I'm actually an unemplyoed software engineer."

Great quote I shared with Andrew when I talked to him on the phone for his 24th birthday, if you don't know...ask em.

Turning 24 must suck, that means the youngest girls you can hit on is 16...that of course is going along with Jordan Chong's rules of macking brizzies...Thank God I'm still in the clear for 13 year olds...I don't know if I'll continue living when I'm 24.

Anyways I'm not going to be home to give Andrew a birthday present, even though I found the perfect one for him on the internet which I would love to get for him...maybe I will someday, until then here's a picture of the back of the shirt I wanted to get him. (The front has a little logo and the word 'Initech' on the left side of it.)
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2007-01-16T09:08:00.000-07:00

Wow...So my school started here today,I've been doing nothing but hockey and sitting around for almost 3 weeks so I'm actually kind of relieved theres other stuff to do...Plus now all the brizzies are back and they are lookin fiiiine...haha n e ways, I have a black teacher for my Sociology class and its pretty funny cuz he wears like a black suit with a whit shirt and tie, and then pretty much a pimp hat with a big feather coming out of it...haha and he talks about rap and talks in snoop dogg language sometimes like "fo shizzle nizzle" haha and its pretty funny cuz he;s probably in his ummm...late 50's or early 60's, but yaa he's a good guy.

I'm pretty sure I'll be home for spring break if we don't make it to nationals, but I haven't decided if thats what im gonna do for sure yet, I gotta see what kinda crazy stuff other guys are going to be doing.

The other night some loser was beaking us off, so we were gonna go dust em up, but his friend did the right thing and got him outta there...good thing, woulda been complete domination of his face.

It's starting to get stupid cold here which is completely gayass, as soon as I walked outside this morning all my nose hairs froze up and I could barely breath, haha...but the weathers a pussy, he can do whatever he wants to keep me away but I'll keep coming back for more...

haha did I just call the weather a pussy as if it were a person..i guess i did, and he his a little bitch...oh well, i just wrote a whole blog and I didn't say anything that was remotely close to having a point

I'm gonna go make it happen with the captain...Crunch that is

2007-01-09T21:42:00.001-07:00

So I've been in deep thought of late...really getting into my life, so often I'm just like...uhhhh ok you can tell me all this stuff about God creating us and how its a gift, but man it doesn't make sense. Like why am I where I am...why am I playing hockey and dedicating so much of my life to it? Why does it matter what job I have or what things interest me? Think about it deep down...its really hard to make sense of it all a lot of the times... Sure we were created to be loved, I understand that... But life is soooo complicated and every little thing that we do really doesn't make a lot of sense when you deeply think about it. Oh well, I'm not too too worried about it, it's just something that comes up in my mind every now and then.

Oh Well, that kind of came out of no one and didn't end up anywhere so here's a wrestling match from the summer pay per view "Keats Camps One Night Stand" featuring the Legend Killer Jordan T. Chong and the Rated R Superstar Trevor Chong for the World Heavyweight Title...the video pauses for a bit but it'll keep going, dont you worry.

Jordan Vs. Trevor

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Man, like honestly this blog is dominating any other one...like come on...what kind of Bruce Lee haircutted fag thinks he can run a good and creative blog...go dominate mucking ass you poser

2007-01-03T19:20:00.000-07:00

Awwww the bed time snack of a pure mucking champion...1/2 pound Hershey's milk chocolate bar and a litre of chocolate milk:

I'm dominating the family in best blog so far in '07

2007-01-01T17:46:00.000-07:00

Ooooooookayyyy buddddaaayyyyy...Its 2007 the year of 'the muck.'

I'm back in Duluth now, and its going ok I guess...good to see my boys again except one of my best friends here just left the other day so that was kind of sad, but oh well life goes on.

Home was pretty fun times, I spent a lot of money on stuff I really didn't need but it's ok cuz Ter-Bear always looks out for #1...which is me. I came back here and realized that I say dominate a lot now, like in this kind of context for example "Man i'm so hungry, I'm gonna go dominate like 4 burgers." or "that girl is gonna get dominated by me so bad tonight, she has no idea."

Some of the highlights from being back are:

-watching me cousin Chris play piano and just dominate song requests like it was going outta style, and also watching Jen flip out when he started playing stuff...she was like Tom Cruise on Jerry Mcguire when he says he's flipping out...haha it was funny

-going to Celebrities gay bar on straight night...but honestly straight night means nothing, that place was packed to the tits with homosexual gay fudgepacking faggots.

-the canucks game on my last night was unreal...and it was even better when i dominated jersey buying and got the new Dangle Sedin jersey.

-it was sweet to come home my first night and see all my friends there waiting...wish I coulda been there when u guys were at the airport. I had my WWE belt in my carry on bag ready to bust of some kind of entrance.

-The man meal at Earls was sweet with the boys and dominating the smoke show waitresses with my sick game.

-Christmas day was alright I guess...I'm not really all into the whole traditional christmas morning thing...so instead I wake up at 1 and then I dont mind the christmas afternoon and dominating getting good free shit. I kinda shit the bed with gifts this year...not for christmas but my parents birthdays are both right before it too..so I got my mom this christmas ornament from my school and a mug which broke in my bag on the plane ride over haha...and me and andrew got my dads the of his b-day, we got him a fucking cushion for his head for when he sits on the couch...haha and we split the price and it wasnt even close to being expensive...oh well, were cheap bastards I guess.

-Banging that hooker in the alleyway then killing her and throwing her body down a sewer

-I dnno man, seeing the boys again was sweet...Mark, Mike, Earlsy, Haggy, Bennay, Bowen, Ac, Tc...it was goooood shit son...hope I didnt forget n e one...if i did your probably a big fag. haha

Yeah the break was fun but super short...If my team doesn't make it to nationals I'm gonna come home for spring break and might even just take the whole next week off school and stay longer, I dunno we'll see, but Ill be back at the end of May for the offseason and yaa should be good times and noodle salad.

Muck yaa i dominated that blog entry.

2006-12-20T22:45:00.000-07:00

5 hours at Seattle airport waiting to go home...

All i wanna do is muck

2006-12-14T11:20:00.000-07:00

Ooooh yaaa good old exam week...time to buckle not and hit the books...haha yaaa riiight if you're a muckin pussy

I think i've been to a total of 2 classes this final week of school and I showed up late for both of em either still messed up from the night before or smelling like cigarettes from the casino. Me and my buddy I always casino it with are up a shit load combined from this last month...but don't tell my parents cuz I want them to hook me up with cash when I'm home cuz i'm probably gonna waste this all on mucking goodtimes...

Anyways, I was driving along today and I had a vision of me pounding some Ludacris in our basement and just hardcore jamming out into gangster dance moves, so I'm super pumped to do that, oh and I hear there's a probably a hockey game of some sorts when I'm home so look out top chheeeese cuz I'm gon snipe you up.

Hmm...haha I'm listening to the song 'Fack' while I write this so I have a real immature mind right now, I recommend download it, probably the dirtiest song eminem has ever done, but u know what, he was trying to make it like that and I think it's brilliant still how he does it even if it's a shitshow song like that...I dont know where I was going with that

Next time you watch Office Space look how many packs of sugar Michael Bolton puts in his coffee while they're sitting at Chotchkies restarant, he doesn't even take a sip of it the whole scene just fills it with sugar.

Wow, on a scale of 1 to 10 for how good this blog post is, i'd give it a 19 (18 being the lowest and 4.6 being the 5th to last highest when divided by twat?)

PEACE

2006-12-10T23:31:00.000-07:00

Do I have to remind the world again...You can't go wrong, with Jordan T. Chong...I don't play one game this last weekend for whatever reason, fans are out in full force against the 4th best team in the country theres signs made for me from all the college ladies who dig me including 1 with that exact quote "You can't go wrong with Jordan T. Chong" when they saw me in the stands in my pimpin suit they were oh so heartbroken I wasn't playing...i couldn't tell em why cuz i didnt know...

Then they put me in the next game and I make miracles happen, kill penalties, block shots, win faceoffs and snipe a beauty goal in the third that erupted the crowd...I was a beakshow in full force it was awesome, I think a quarter of there team hated me once that game was over, most of u pussies reading this would probably cry if i said some of that stuff to u, especially church league bums haha jjjkkkk but not jk for andrew chong...Anways i'll be home soon then we'll all party at the Number 5 Orange...Hollaaaaaa

2006-12-07T19:31:00.000-07:00

What a fuckin joke...It seems like this last month or so has been ridiculous for me, I wake up hating life a lot of days and I just wanna run away somewhere far from here. Maybe I'll just stay home after Christmas, I duno but somethings gotta change soon or I'm gonna lose it

2006-12-04T00:06:00.000-07:00

Ok...count down the days bitches...December 20th in the evening Jordan T. Chong...Mr. Christmas Break...The Whole Muckin Show...will be back in the 604. I'm gonna live the life and muck it up along the way, some shit I wanna do:

-Crank the rap tunes soo the whole house shakes

-Run everyones show in some kind of hockey, for old times sake

-Pick up chicks

-C-Mas Train...hey nothing else matters

-Muck some bin

-Get a Cleveland Steamer

-Winter Skimboard sesh

-Mack on highschool chicks...Every year I get older, they stay the same age

-Beak, and beak and beak non-stop all those fags that I always see

-Beat the shit out of an innocent bystander

-Sucker kick a midget

-Shoot a kitten in the face with a shotgun

-Take a shit in everyones stocking at my house

-Dick slap Andrew while he's sleeping

-Teach Kenton how to muck

-Pick up some milfs

Yaaa if I could accomplish all that, it would be one hell of a break, anyways I'm pumped to come...I'll see ya soooon bitchesssss

2006-11-26T23:26:00.000-07:00

Duuuude im coming home soon, how unreal is that...its brizzy time and beakin ppl time...hollaaaaaa

2006-11-12T16:22:00.000-07:00

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---This summer Jordan T. Chong will most likely make his return to camp ministries...
---But the big question is...Where???

2006-11-05T16:08:00.000-07:00

After opening weekend we're 1-1. We won Friday night and lost Saturday...It's soooooooo different from Jr. Like for one, everything is a penalty like in the NHL so there were a million powerplays and it totally takes the flow outta the game. Another thing it just doesn't seem quite as intense and in your face, more flashy and guys trying to make the perfect play. I didn't play a ton this weekend which I was kinda rattled about, mostly just something I'm not use to, I'm not going to get into details on why I think I should play more because thats not the attitude I should have and its not upto me anyways. But first game we had a huge crowd of mostly drunken college students and they were pretty effing loud which was sweet. Then like 2nd shift for me I fucking hammered there d-man behind there net and it pretty much shook the building. So that was good, I dunno it just doesn't feel the same, after talking to a few of the other new guys they agreed and even the returning players had some of the same thoghts.

Oh well, weekend ones done, next weekend we're on the road actualluy the next like 5 we are till mid-december then we finally come home for 2 more then its christmas break. Trevor and Dad came, it was just like being at home, like how we acted. Me and Trevor made stupid comments and dad got mad when we started wrestling, the usual. Ummm, yaaa I got homework I should do but I don't really want to so I won't. I played about 9 games of NHL 07' so far today, I'm doing ridiculously good in my season and yaaaa...I dunno I'm pretty sweet at life I think. I think I'm gonna go get 2 feet of subs from subway, i've done that like 4 times this week and I mucked em all hard like muckings going outta style...which would never happen.

The Canucks kinda suck right now, they need waaaaaay more depth, they got all the speedsters and grinders but that will never be enough to make it far in the playoffs, and Luongo needs to step up big time, how does he give up two 2 goals leads in back to back games, its not just him but still, big players should find ways to help there team win.

In pyschology the other day I made my early playoff predictions of what would happen. I predicted the regular season standings to be as follows:

East:
1-Buffalo
2-Carolina
3-New York R.
4-Ottawa
5-Tampa
6-Montreal
7-New Jersey
8-Boston

West:
1-Nashville
2-Anahiem
3-Minnesota
4-San Jose
5-Detroit
6-Vancouver
7-Edmonton
8-Dallas

Then it would go like this:
Buffalo Def. Boston
Carolina Def. New Jersey
Montreal Def. New York
Tampa Def. Ottawa

Nashville Def. Dallas
Anaheim Def. Edmonton
Vancouver Def. Minnesota
San Jose Def. Detroit

2nd round:
Buffalo Def. Montreal
Carolina Def. Tampa Bay

Nashville Def. Vancouver
Anahiem Def. San Jose

Conference Finals:
Buffalo Def. Carolina

Anahiem Def. Nashville

Finals:

Buffalo Def. Anahiem.

Don't think Buffalo can do it...Watch a few of there games, they have all the tools you need to be a champion, probably the strongest team I've seen play so far this year.

Anyways, Muck ya later

2006-11-01T23:44:00.000-07:00

This Friday, November 3rd...Is the day I've been waiting for and dreaming about since April 28th... It was one of the saddest moments of my life, the night my Jr. Hockey career came to an end after becoming so close to winning a national championship. This Friday is the start of a new season, and a new mountain towards a national championship. Different team, players, systems...Same Jordan T. Chong with some extra added fire under his ass ready to rock this town opening night. So many talented players on this team, some good players will have to sit out every night. I'm excited for it, got all the gear i want, I broke my skates the other day so I told the coach and he said just go down to the sports store, get what you want and put them on the teams account...$700 skates. Anyways, Ter-bear and Trevor are coming down to see the games, good for them I guess. Like I'll be happy to see them, but I could care less who's in the stands.

I've had a lot of negative thoughts here lately...I don't know if this is what I want to be doing for four years...Hockey yeah of course I do, but I don't know if schools for me...No matter what I'm playing this year out, it's a hell of an experience and I'm having tons of great times. But school will always be there for me to come back to...Hockey won't, having mucking good times with my real friends won't, and really, i mean really enjoying my young adulthood won't either.

But gametime Friday night...woooooooo, pumped to go through the gameday routine, pumped for the opening faceoff, pumped for the opening shift when I'm gonna run someones fucking face through the glass and let em know that i'm not fucking around one bit, pumped to snipe and snipe again and celebrate in the dramatic ways I've been known to celly goals, pumped to kill penalties and take 80-90mph slapshots right off the parts of the body with minimal padding on, because thats what wins you games, gotta have the pain before the glory.

One of my teachers had us right down something we wanted to work on this year and put it somewhere we can see it everyday, mine was:

"Focus on what's important today, before worrying about tomorrow."

Fuckin eh...JC Out

2006-10-24T17:47:00.000-06:00

WELCOME TO THE 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY HIGHLIGHT BLOG!!

I'ts been a mucking good year of blogging and we've heard some effed up shit throughout it all...This post is full of the top moments chosen by Jordan T. Chong himself and he would like to know what your favorites are from the list, so enjoy and VOTE NOW for your favorite moment.

Top parts from September 15th – "update after 2 weeks of school"

“Psychology is boring the shit outta me so far, some stuff is pretty interesting but the lady teaching us just doesnt grab my attention. She's got the one tone for everything voice, kinda like Bobby Generics friend named Jackie...speaking of that what was with their enormous heads and tiny bodies for being like 5 years old, and some fuckin way they manage to pull a shirt over there head that has a neck line the width of there pinner wrists, I mean what the muck is up with that. Anyways haha, so this teacher just bores the muck outta me and honestly somedays, like today I get absolutely nothing out of this class. I just kinda sit there staring at my book, but it looks like im working but im really just completely spaced out, kinda like my good friend peter gibbons.”

“I mean c'mon everyone in there has music experience you don't have to teach us like were a bunch of kindergarden pussies. We have to do gay ass singing tests once a week and she makes us swing our arms and conduct while were doing them. One time in class we were all singing and she swung her arm right into a chair and i just lost it inside my head cuz no one else seemed to laugh out loud but i still gave it the smart ass "pphhhh" with a shit eating smile on my face.”

"Never fear, the mucking king is here."
"Eat more, Muck more."
"Muck that shot top cheeeeese."
"Hey, hey, look right here." (pretends to pull something outta his hand then points at his junk)

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This is from my June 6th post, beaking some plug:

So this guy who thinks he is suuuuper sweet has this little weekly thing that he does which makes him feel really good about himself for some reason when really I would want to Q.L.(Quit Life) if I woke up and were him. The schedule is as follows:

Lazy Sunday
Lazy Monday
Ruby Tuesday
Lazy Wednesday
Lazy Thursday
Chocolate Friday
Lazy Saturday

Now this is what he says his days are like but in my opinion which is the only one that matters its a little more like this:

Lazy Sunday (The only legit one he has)
Put on some ugly ugly clothes Monday (could work for everyday)
Play the worst hockey in the country Tuesday
We're all a bunch of fags Wednesday
This guy loooves the caaaack Thursday
Eat a crap load of junkfood because you're unhappy with your life and where it's going Friday
Think I'm sweet because I blog about how Denny's are all the same Saturday

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The following is from my 2005 November 8th post…Talks about my gongshow of a highschool life.

“-My geography 12 class was a joke to me, I didn't know what was going on half the time and if you look back into my old binder you'll see that all my notes pages are covered with things like fantasy NHL allstar teams, or all the goals I scored that year in AAA and not just that but how I scored them, like was in a wrist shot, a backhand, what period, where in the net it went, I'm talking full out details on stuff that had nothing to do with the class at all. I remember me and another guy would always be excused to the washroom...actually I'm sure we just left without saying anything and we would technically actually leave the school, we'd disappear for about 30/45 mins of the class by taking one of our cars from the parking lot and just drive around town, maybe getting a slurpee or pulling some donuts, I don't know we just found our own things to do.”

“-Construction 12 was a complete joke, not because of how I acted in it but moreso the teacher was a complete joke and just seemed like he was actually screwed up in the head.

Now a few funny stories about him...I remember he had just ordered a bowl of Kim-Chee noodles or whatever you call em and he stepped outta line at the store, took one spoonful and said happily..."mmmm compliments to the chef" then he tripped over his own foot, stumbled a bit and spilt the whole thing everywhere hahaha, then he just kind of looked at it, then looked around, then looked at it then just walked away.

Another funny one was the time he was in line at the cafeteria and had just ordered a cup of fries, so he took his fries placed them down on the ledge, grabbed the seasoning salt, then a little ketchup then when he went to put the stuff away I guess he was just outta it but he grabbed his fries and walked away for about 8 seconds when he realized he didnt grab the fries but the cup that they keep all the straws in...haha, so he just put the straws down and left the cafeteria without ever returning for his fries.”

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October 16th post:

“So i think I'm probably the biggest mind beak show in the league...meaning that in my head I beak people so much. Mostly in class, cuz theres so many tools who think they're sweet and funny. For example my music teacher thought she was the absolute coolest person in the league when she was talking about our upcoming music test and saying how if u eliminate possiblities it will be a lot easier...which is true then she goes ahead and says this exactly..."Music theory tests are a lot like the game guess who." ...then she laughed like she had a mouth full of shit. And wow i wish I coulda seen me own face, not because it's so ridiculously good looking but because I had the biggest grin and not impressed look on my face like I just wanted to kick her in the side of the head with steel toe boots wrapped in barbed wire, with a gun that triggers in her head as soon as impact is made...haha thats a lil much but i dont care...”

“Oh haha in English the other day our teacher was asigning a paper he said "Ok class next friday we have a paper due, ok you got that, next friday." and i had the biggest shit eating grin, like more of a diareah eating grin (I dont learn how to spell in college I just make it up)...all I could think of when he kept saying 'next friday' was "oh and next friday...is hawaiian shirt day, so if you want go ahead and wear a hawaiian shirt...and jeans." hahaha shiit if only there was a tv show where u just listned to the inside of my head and what i thought of or said...u would probably all crap yourselves laughing then you'd roll around in it trying to get a grin on..”

“anyways i gotta go practice guitar cuz im playing in class again today so I'm sure there will be some panties dropping in that room”

"Under two conditions...1 we can hangout whenever we want...2, you two have to blow eachother.............................ok just the first one then."
"yeaaaa bitch fuckin steel cage match" - hahha wow totally forgot about that one
"yo some pickle fucker just gave us free eats."

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October 16th post:

“So i think I'm probably the biggest mind beak show in the league...meaning that in my head I beak people so much. Mostly in class, cuz theres so many tools who think they're sweet and funny. For example my music teacher thought she was the absolute coolest person in the league when she was talking about our upcoming music test and saying how if u eliminate possiblities it will be a lot easier...which is true then she goes ahead and says this exactly..."Music theory tests are a lot like the game guess who." ...then she laughed like she had a mouth full of shit. And wow i wish I coulda seen me own face, not because it's so ridiculously good looking but because I had the biggest grin and not impressed look on my face like I just wanted to kick her in the side of the head with steel toe boots wrapped in barbed wire, with a gun that triggers in her head as soon as impact is made...haha thats a lil much but i dont care...”

“Oh haha in English the other day our teacher was asigning a paper he said "Ok class next friday we have a paper due, ok you got that, next friday." and i had the biggest shit eating grin, like more of a diareah eating grin (I dont learn how to spell in college I just make it up)...all I could think of when he kept saying 'next friday' was "oh and next friday...is hawaiian shirt day, so if you want go ahead and wear a hawaiian shirt...and jeans." hahaha shiit if only there was a tv show where u just listned to the inside of my head and what i thought of or said...u would probably all crap yourselves laughing then you'd roll around in it trying to get a grin on..”

“anyways i gotta go practice guitar cuz im playing in class again today so I'm sure there will be some panties dropping in that room”

"Under two conditions...1 we can hangout whenever we want...2, you two have to blow eachother.............................ok just the first one then."
"yeaaaa bitch fuckin steel cage match" - hahha wow totally forgot about that one
"yo some pickle fucker just gave us free eats."

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One of my first posts and one of my personal favorites is the Chong vs. Chong vs. Chong vs. Chong vs. Chong. This is where I ranked member of my family from 1-5 in certain areas, some of the best moments were:
Pro Wrestling Ability:

1st-Trevor-Lots of moves, can take big bumps-Finisher:"RKO"
2nd-Jordan-Good agility, a high flyer-Finisher:"The F.U."
3rd-Andrew-Slow and fat, cant compete at a 1st or 2nd level-Finisher:"Right handed punch that feels like you got hit by a muffin...which doesn't hurt."
4th-Mom-Very well organized in the squared circle-Finisher:"Shooting Star Press"
5th-Dad-Way past his prime where he had 4th place potential-Finisher:"Loses the match"

Hockey Skill:

1st-Jordan-Not the next anyone...the first Jordan Chong
2nd-Andrew-A big plug on the ice, but might still have a few dangles left in em
3rd-Trevor-A solid 2 way defencemen, who will soon take over 2nd once Andrew pulls the chute
4th-Dad-Ugly skating style distracts the opponents we'll he does nothing with the puck.
5ht-Mom-apparently she use to play...thats good enough for 5th on the list

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My Miss lists from sept. 4th

I Miss...

-Jamming as loud as I want at my house with my bro
-Talking about and practicing wrestling with my other bro
-Hearing my dad tell me that I'm better then all these players even though I know I'm not
-Having my mom always there trying to do anything to help even when I don't want it
-Timing it perfectly so the most chill song comes on as I drive across my favourite part of Vancouver Lions Gate Bridge
-That glimpse of the ocean and downtown Vancouver as I drive to work at Earls, right before the Lonsdale exit...This always made me feel so good
-Having radio shows on all day dedicated to the Canucks
-Hanging out and mucking with Earl and just being ourselves and making fun of dumbasses
-Imitating Kurt Angle with Ryan
-Tuesday Night Hockey...Probably the only true place where I have real fun playing hockey. It's not about trying to earn your ice time or impressing the scouts it's just enjoying the sport with your best friends.
-Skimboarding at low-tide in the morning at Third Beach...Just me and the ocean, not much else makes me feel at home then there
-Going downtown with Mark and just being complete gongshows
-Chillin with Mike and laughing at ridiculous movie quotes then listening to 50 cent
-Being the whole dam show in Dryden where everyone knew me and I really made my mark as a hockey player
-Hearing my bro and all his friends take my sweet saying and just trashing them
-Sitting in the backyard with no shirt and a guitar
-Lunching it with Kenton, never have I felt like I'm worth so much when he talks about me
-Coming home to a house full of people just waiting for me to throw out some one liners
-Just hangin with people who aren't afraid to be themselves

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The Whats up Now Bitches part

WHAT'S UP NOWWWW BITCHES...

A few years ago when I was in high school I began making a list of people who I felt I had to prove wrong. These were mostly people who doubted me or told me to do something a different way. Right now I don't think I could be any better off, and I think most of you who know me well can agree.

Ok lets see...I think I'll give you the prime example and the person who really started this list for me, and that's my Geography 12 teacher. She was a terrible teacher and soooo boring. But anyways she told my dad in a parent teacher interview "Jordan needs to work harder and do better in highschool or he's not going to go anywhere...He can't play hockey forever." Oh yeah you think so don't you ya little slut...(haha that's probably crossing the line but I don't care)...Well lets see, I bullshitted my way through your piece of shit class, I took 3 full years off school completely and focused on just hockey and guess what? Because I did that I'm going to one of the top schools in America and playing hockey for them... So all I gotta say to you Geography 12 teacher is...WHATS UP NOWWWWW BITCH!

How bout one more...Awwww the old piano teacher, how much did we love her Andrew...well I loved her enough to push the clock forward a few minutes every time she left the room, and also enough to tell my parents I was riding my bike to piano and then id just go ride bike trails for an hour. I'm pretty sure she hated when it was my lesson time, because she'd ask me to play something I was suppose to practice and not gonna lie when she put that page in front of me I should've had it down but really I would be seeing it for the first time and would usually do a shitty job of playing it. She'd always grab my wrist and show me how to play things by holding onto me and I mucking hated that sooo much I seriously just wanted to agressively shake my arm away from her and shove hers outta my way. Our group theory classes would be full of these straight A smart girls who just new all there shit and I would know nothing I rarely did my homework and she'd always bitch me out for that, oh haha and when we had quizzes I would always lean over and copy the other girls answers. So whenever we all sat at one table I'd get a good mark then when we were spread out I'd do horrible...how bout that...Anyways what I'm gettin at is I quit your stupid ass lessons, took up guitar, wrote a bunch of sweet ass songs and learned how to play piano songs that were actually good and not gayass. And now I'm taking music theory at the college level and I've aced every assignment so far...So, all I gotta say to you is....WHATS UP NOWWWWW BITCH!!”

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September 18th post:

“This blog post is rated 'I' for Immature, so use your fuckin discretion assholes”

“Hahaha ok so yesterday I went and took a dump after my Pyschology class which is routine for me everyday after that class and I goto this little washroom thats pretty tight and I dropped a beauty of a Darren Puppa I mean I took those Cosby's to the swimming pool that day you know what I'm saying. And after I was all finished up and about to leave some little skinny kid walks in as I'm walking out and I just throw a huuuge smile on my face and say in my head laughing "Hope ya enjoy those stink nuggets buddaayyy."”

“Like if I played Jr. A last year then this shits gotta be like Jr. R or something like that. And I'll bet there leading scorer just thinks he's the hottest shit in town..."hey hey, I scored 7 goals last night ladies, Oh and I have the biggest bush in Canada I mean it's like a tropical rainforest trust me." At least they have a few cool guys on the team other then the bushwacker, like I mean 'WOOOOOOOO' lets goto Muckdonalds, you all know what I'm saying. Like get your life in check and try leaving North Van for once..." oh oh no I can't leave I have too many small brown shirts here, I got an idea lets invite all my friends over who live hours from me cuz I'm too lazy to go out there and lets all watch a movie, then I'll pussy out and fall asleep like a little bitch."”

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September 22nd post:

“After the exam today I did the usual takin a dump thing and todays was pretty greasy I didn't enjoy wiping that up, i had to dab whipe it a little haha, which is no fun”

“I was barely awake in music today and I was only awake thinking about this blog post. If you dont know in music theres 7 sharps and flats to remember and u need to know what order they come in. so to help i spent my time making the dirtiest acronyms I could, so for sharps which are F,C,G,D,A,E,B I did "Fucking Cock Gobblers Dildos Analley Erect Boners" haha and for flats which is B,E,A,D,G,C,F I simply just said "BEAD Go's Cock Fucking" haha and it works good for me.”

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October 4th post:
“Oh so I've never had a physical before until just last week. I had fun doing it as weird as that is...I had no idea what to expect and then the next thing I know the doctor (who happens to be a good lookin female) grabs my nuts and presses...haha I guess that checks for something but it came outta no where and I had a little shit eating smile on my face (gotta love those shit eating looks eh T-Bagz) haha. Man like seriously they coulda mucked with me sooo much cuz I didn't know what I was gonna have to do so they coulda made me do some effed up shit... "Ok jordan it's time for your urine test, so why don't you just go ahead and piss in my assistants mouth so she can taste if anythings wrong...then after that can you please take as big a shit as you can on her chest so she can see if you have an ok amount of protiens in you" hahaha and i'd just be like "yaaa surre thing sounds good."
"Alright finally we're gonna need to do a scrotum test so if you could just go ahead and stretch your penis as close you can to your nipple then we can see if everythings ok." and i'd say " alrighty I'm all over it...hope I do well." haha for all I know she coulda closed the door and turned the lights off and told me to do her right there and I woulda been like..."oooooooookaaaayyyyy budddayyy" haha”

“"Whatre waiting for bitch start suckin" hahaha - Jay

"I'm a smooooooth pimp who loooves the pusssssy" -Earl...oh I mean -Jay

"I have a huuuge bush I can't even see my little self- Andrew Chong”

“This blog post is rated S.E.G. which means I had a Shit Eating Grin on my face while I was writing it...”

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Alright thats a lot of stuff but if you made it through it all it was for sure worth it...So vote for the quotes or posts that you liked the most...Then get ready for another year full of beaks,mucking,wooooo ing,shitting, grins,and kicking people in the face.

The following people have been accepted to M.U.C.K. (Madly Understandable Clubbin Krew)
-Earl, Tyler, Ryan, Andrew L., and Turd Ferguson
The following is on the waiting list and may be accepted if they learn what a razor is:
-Andrew Chong

2006-10-20T17:21:00.001-06:00

Wow, once again my Psych class has given me some vital information that I will always remember...Another break through so soon, from my NHL All-stars and now to this:

Jordan Chongs Dream Wresltemania 23:

-First of all it's a joke that King Booker is the World Champ, after all the greats (Besides Rey Rey) who have held that belt it is an embarassment to have him the champ. So I'm just assuming that Booker T Loses his title to Cena at Cyber Sunday and yaa then the belt is whiped away.

First match:

-Undisputed Intercontinental/U.S. champion Tourney...

Benoit vs. Mysterio vs. Jeff Hardy vs. Carlito
-In a TNA Wrestling style reverse ladder match
first two to get the belts up move to the finals.

Match 2:

-Undefeated WM records match:

Undertaker vs. Batista

Match 3:

-The Doom of DX

Triple H vs. Shawn Michaels

Match 4:

-Beat Down Match

Big show, Umaga, Kane and Mark Henry vs. AJ Styles

Match 5:

-TNA Championship Match

Kurt Angle vs. Christian Cage

Match 6:

-Finals of the Intercontinental/U.S. Title Tourney:

Two winners in a steel cage match for the undisputed title

Match 7:

-ECW Championship TLC Match:

RVD vs. Edge vs. Chris Jericho

-Main Event:

-WWE Championship Match

John Cena vs. Randy Orton

BAM WHAT UP NOT BITCHESSSSSSS...haha

Don't forget that October 24th is the one year anniversary of Jordan Chong's Blog and there will be highlights from the year that was "The best year of blogging ever" - Teen People Magazine

The best moments will be here and it's up to you the viewers to vote for your favorite of the nominees...

Oh and time is running out to apply for M.U.C.K. (Madly Understandable Clubbing Krew) so get those applications in ASAP and if you do well I'll be in touch for an interview

2006-10-16T10:01:00.000-06:00

hmmm....

So i think I'm probably the biggest mind beak show in the league...meaning that in my head I beak people so much. Mostly in class, cuz theres so many tools who think they're sweet and funny. For example my music teacher thought she was the absolute coolest person in the league when she was talking about our upcoming music test and saying how if u eliminate possiblities it will be a lot easier...which is true then she goes ahead and says this exactly..."Music theory tests are a lot like the game guess who." ...then she laughed like she had a mouth full of shit. And wow i wish I coulda seen me own face, not because it's so ridiculously good looking but because I had the biggest grin and not impressed look on my face like I just wanted to kick her in the side of the head with steel toe boots wrapped in barbed wire, with a gun that triggers in her head as soon as impact is made...haha thats a lil much but i dont care...

We just finished our first week of real practices with coaches, and they were pretty intense...they had me playing with a few different people and it was pretty good, I'll probably end up 2nd or 3rd line center this year to start, but ya im super pumped...When we got to the rink on Monday for the first practice it was nice to see that had put in 2 of my custom sticks all nicely displayed, its always nice gettin freeeee shiiit...and they had my name tag...a lil different this year since some other guys got 22 which is gay so it's now "J.Chong #18" I'm a little dissappointed but the number doesn't make the player, and a big pubic bush makes a terrible player...

Oh haha in English the other day our teacher was asigning a paper he said "Ok class next friday we have a paper due, ok you got that, next friday." and i had the biggest shit eating grin, like more of a diareah eating grin (I dont learn how to spell in college I just make it up)...all I could think of when he kept saying 'next friday' was "oh and next friday...is hawaiian shirt day, so if you want go ahead and wear a hawaiian shirt...and jeans." hahaha shiit if only there was a tv show where u just listned to the inside of my head and what i thought of or said...u would probably all crap yourselves laughing then you'd roll around in it trying to get a grin on...

I think it's really funny how the majority of thigns I say only a selective few really know what Im talking about, but whatever you're the ones who get it so you pretty lucky to hear all these shitshow remarks...

anyways i gotta go practice guitar cuz im playing in class again today so I'm sure there will be some panties dropping in that room, so I'll muck ya all laterrrr

"Hit me...muck my kiss"
"Under two conditions...1 we can hangout whenever we want...2, you two have to blow eachother.............................ok just the first one then."
"yeaaaa bitch fuckin steel cage match" - hahha wow totally forgot about that one
"yo some pickle fucker just gave us free eats."

good flick there go see it

2006-10-12T01:22:00.000-06:00

Man so the Canucks lost 2-1 in Minnesota in a tough shootout loss but do i really care a lot now...no not really...one of my life goals was to see the canucks play on the road and be that guy who evertyone hates...that was me on tuesday night...one of the best times of my life...like unreal game, Luongo up close...wow he's the best goalie i've ever seen live, i was soooo confident with him in net for the nucks...Rolston got a lucky bounce and the Wild capitlized on an oppurtunity...I respect that...but overall great opening roadtrip for the new look canucks...look for them to be in a ton, and i mean a ton of 1 goal games this year with low scores...

Sooooo many ppl were lookin at me just distguisted as I walked around the Excel Energy Center in St. Paul Minnesota but when the Canucks scored first I stood up and went crazy waving my flag, and flashin my jersy with my B.C. buddies from the team....In warmup we went down first row on the canucks side and I had a few eye contact moments with Burrows and Ohlund and Cooker and I could tell they were pumped too see Nucks fans far from home...

Don't ever take having and NHL team in your home town for granted...I miss it soooo much, I love the nucks, I only know about them from readin website articles, cuz theres no tv coverage unless its against the Wild but yaaaa...sweet game, unreal shooutout...Luongo gave em a chance to win in the game and will all year....if u get to watch him live you will know...I swear if the Canucks score 3 goals in games this year, they WILL NOT LOSE...too good at shutting the door this year...even 2 goals could be enough against most teams...n e ways...experience of a lifetimes I'm gonna try to go again in December when the Nucks come here...I love you all and it's all about Dangle Seding aka.Daneil...I effing love him...

It's like 2:30 am here i just got home from some brizzies house with some boys and it was a shitshow...not gonna lie hahah..goodtimes, but this is all true...so pleaase come join the 'madly undrstanding clubbing krew' or simply "M.U.C.K." haha...latesss

2006-10-09T10:15:00.000-06:00

This blog post is rated S.E.G. which means I had a Shit Eating Grin on my face while I was writing it...

So today in my pyschology class I made some great progress, believe it or not even wiht my boring ass teacher I somehow had an unmuckingbelievable break through...Probably the biggest thing I've taken outta that class so far...and here it is...

Jordan Chong's 1st and 2nd All NHL All-star Teams:

1st Team All-stars:

Ovechkin Thornton Iginla

Heatley Forsberg Kovalchuk

Lecavailer Spezza Jagr

Naslund Sakic Nash

Pronger Niedermeyer

Lidstrom Blake

Chara Jovanovski

Kiprusoff
Luongo
Brodeur

2nd Team All-stars:

Bertuzzi Stall Shanahan

Kariya Crosby Gaborik

Gagne Bergeron Drury

Modano Smyth Selanne

Mcabe Zubov

Phaneuf Bouwmeister

Redden Foote

Turco
Miller
Lunquist

hahaha oh and I forgot about the bonus assignment I did which are

Jordan Chong's Left and Right handed all-star teams

Team Lefty: Team Righty:
F: Naslund D:Pronger G: Kipprusoff F: Iginla D:Blake G: Vokoun
Heatley Neidermeyer Luongo Sundin Zubov Theodore
Stall Lidstrom Spezza Boyle
Sakic Mcabe Drury Aucoin
Thornton Chara Breire Foote
Gaborik Jovo Hjeduk Regher
Jagr Cheechoo
Forsberg Selanne
Crosby Shanahan
Lecaveiler Ovechkin
Bertuzzi Bergeron
Kariya Kovalchuk

Man it's a tough class hope you get as much out of that as I did...

Sign up now to join the "Madly Understandable Clubbing Krew" or simply...MUCK

2006-10-04T16:51:00.000-06:00

I like big mucks and I cannot lie, you other muckers can't deny...

Easiest week of school eveerrrrrrr...Monday had my usual three classes then Wednesday this week is "community day" so theres no classes but we had to volunteer somewhere so I went and worked at project homeless which was really sweet. So since there were no classes Wednesday my Tuesday class teacher said it's only far to let us have that class off Tuesday haha. And I don't have classes Thursday anyways...so I have class Monday and Friday...wow sooo easy.

I've sniped a few nice gino's in our practice scrimmage (gino = goal) they don't mean anything but it just makes me feel good...our first official practice with coach's and everything is this Monday comin up so I'm pretty pumped to get er rollin and see where I'm gonna be playing this year.

Oh so I've never had a physical before until just last week. I had fun doing it as weird as that is...I had no idea what to expect and then the next thing I know the doctor (who happens to be a good lookin female) grabs my nuts and presses...haha I guess that checks for something but it came outta no where and I had a little shit eating smile on my face (gotta love those shit eating looks eh T-Bagz) haha. Man like seriously they coulda mucked with me sooo much cuz I didn't know what I was gonna have to do so they coulda made me do some effed up shit... "Ok jordan it's time for your urine test, so why don't you just go ahead and piss in my assistants mouth so she can taste if anythings wrong...then after that can you please take as big a shit as you can on her chest so she can see if you have an ok amount of protiens in you" hahaha and i'd just be like "yaaa surre thing sounds good."
"Alright finally we're gonna need to do a scrotum test so if you could just go ahead and stretch your penis as close you can to your nipple then we can see if everythings ok." and i'd say " alrighty I'm all over it...hope I do well." haha for all I know she coulda closed the door and turned the lights off and told me to do her right there and I woulda been like..."oooooooookaaaayyyyy budddayyy" haha

hmm so that was fun...man how much of a bushleague league is my old jr A one this year. New expanision team comes in loses there home opener 20-4...hahahhaa wow...and now i read the news and see two players from the league getting arrested for assaulting some guy and robbing him...haha the funniest thing one of them was one of my best buddies in portage...like wow shiiit sonnn, thats mucked right up the ass. Now don't get me wrong I would still never...evrrrrrr put that league as low as that shitty ass church league one...what a bunch of mucking pussies...like wow...your slap shot got clocked at 40 mph niiiiice...your the best, my backhand is harder the that ya plugs. Oh new hockey talk for ya try it out next game...when some bitch is being chippy out there and thinks he's the shit just skate up behing and say " hey shit stain...shed your mits so I can dummy you ya fuckin clown shoes." haha I just came up with that outta no where, but thats something i might say.

Well hoping for a chill night tonight, gonna go watch our volleyball team play and me and my boys are always the creepers in the front row right up close to those little tight shorts...haha seriously I think we pysch out the other team though...cuz they wind up there serve like inches from us and one of the guys will always through out a creepy comment like "hey chong just reach out and touch it." haha and we say things just loud enough so they start to wonder whether we're talkin aboutt them or not. Another one is "oooooooooh you're a cuuute" in a high pitched hardcore creep show voice...then they serve it into the net and we laugh our cocks off. haha

wow...anywaysssss...just had a good mucking sesh, now i gotta go take the browns to the super bowl...so peace n love ya'll and remember next time you get a physical dont think its weird when the doctor tries to sleep with you...especially if its a guy...bonggggggggg

"Whatre waiting for bitch start suckin" hahaha - Jay

"I'm a smooooooth pimp who loooves the pusssssy" -Earl...oh I mean -Jay

"I have a huuuge bush I can't even see my little self- Andrew Chong

2006-10-01T22:19:00.000-06:00

"oook folks enough with the gay jokes, especially from a gay broke bitch yourself, eh loc?"

So we're gonna play a game here for this post...below I will list a couple of phrases or sayings that I understand as normal grammer...so it's upto you to comment and define/translate each one...good luck:

1) - Hot Carl

2) - Hey lets go muck some bin

3) - Cleveland steamer

4) - Man check out the shitter on that brizzy

5) - Hot Susan

6) - I'm gonna go give birth to a politician

7) - Rim job

8) - oh man this sucks I got a stiddy

9) - oh buddy i busted my twig on that guys cheese grater so I dummied him

10) - You shoulda seen that clapper go cheds down

Lets see if you can speak my language...

Canucks season starts soon WOOOOOOO...October 5th in Detroit...then their 4th game of the year in Minnesota on the 10th and you know it J Chong's going babbyyyy...its a national telivised game on TSN so you'll probably see me waving my big ass flag when the Nucks light up Fernandez.

Anyways holla at those sayings...latessss

2006-09-25T17:12:00.000-06:00

So he quits WWE without any specific reasons and say it's personal...I figure it's family problems and he needs to get away from the business and move on...Next thing I know he's on the main page of the TNA Wrestling website with the greatest slogan ever...TNA has jacked two of the best wwe stars in Christian and now Angle wow...those two actually make the rest of that junk worth watching so I'm definately going start that now...And how bout that new mouth piece it's unreal...I'm getting a new one actually for my team with my # on it so thats a start...N E WAYS...everyone say "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" and take off those suspenders baby...he's gonna break AJ Styles pussy little ankle and suplex the shit outta everyone else then hoist the championship...I still hate tna, but I love ANGLE.

2006-09-22T10:22:00.000-06:00

Wow, thats a beauty pic...

So i'm back with some more shiznit for you all,

Last night I was up till 4am studying for my psych exam which was this morning at 8am, so I'm a lil tired now but that's ok. I felt really good about how it went and props to Ac Slater for helping me out.

After the exam today I did the usual takin a dump thing and todays was pretty greasy I didn't enjoy wiping that up, i had to dab whipe it a little haha, which is no fun.

Oh theres this guy in my pysch class who just thinks he is the hottest shit in town because he knows everything about everything in pyschology. Like he'll answer questions for people and goto the front of the class to answer things to show off how smart he is... yeah good luck picking up brizzies like that buddy, sure your smart at pysch, but thats not gonna help when i see u in a mucking alleyway and i knock all ur jibs outta ur mouth with one stiff punch. Fuck I hate douche bags.

I was barely awake in music today and I was only awake thinking about this blog post. If you dont know in music theres 7 sharps and flats to remember and u need to know what order they come in. so to help i spent my time making the dirtiest acronyms I could, so for sharps which are F,C,G,D,A,E,B I did "Fucking Cock Gobblers Dildos Analley Erect Boners" haha and for flats which is B,E,A,D,G,C,F I simply just said "BEAD Go's Cock Fucking" haha and it works good for me.

aww man i suck at this today, maybe the no sleep thing is killing me...oh well weekends coming up

oh I got minnesota wild tickets to see them play the Canucks on October 10th so im super pumped about that, and I also got tix to see em play Ovechkin and the Caps which will be rad too.

Anyways I gotta go muck some bin and think of material for my next one of these.

"Have I ever mucked you your my hero, I can muck higher then an eagle"
"Near, Far whevever you muck, i can muck in my heart and my muck will go on and muck"

2006-09-18T12:07:00.000-06:00

This blog post is rated 'I' for Immature, so use your fuckin discretion assholes...hahha sorry, but seriously if you can't handle me being immature then I wouldn't recommend this blog to you.

Hahaha ok so yesterday I went and took a dump after my Pyschology class which is routine for me everyday after that class and I goto this little washroom thats pretty tight and I dropped a beauty of a Darren Puppa I mean I took those Cosby's to the swimming pool that day you know what I'm saying. And after I was all finished up and about to leave some little skinny kid walks in as I'm walking out and I just throw a huuuge smile on my face and say in my head laughing "Hope ya enjoy those stink nuggets buddaayyy." hahaha oh man I still laugh thinking of it.

Oh so what's this crap I hear about some hockey team winning by a ridiculous score of like 19-4 or something...like c'mon when you're in a league like that you gotta give your head a shake, and for them it's like winning the fuckin stanley cup cuz it's there first winning season in ummm...everrrr. Like if I played Jr. A last year then this shits gotta be like Jr. R or something like that. And I'll bet there leading scorer just thinks he's the hottest shit in town..."hey hey, I scored 7 goals last night ladies, Oh and I have the biggest bush in Canada I mean it's like a tropical rainforest trust me." At least they have a few cool guys on the team other then the bushwacker, like I mean 'WOOOOOOOO' lets goto Muckdonalds, you all know what I'm saying. Like get your life in check and try leaving North Van for once..." oh oh no I can't leave I have too many small brown shirts here, I got an idea lets invite all my friends over who live hours from me cuz I'm too lazy to go out there and lets all watch a movie, then I'll pussy out and fall asleep like a little bitch."

Hey I warned you this was rated Immature...you better stop reading if you don't like it cuz it's not gettin n e better.

WHAT'S UP NOWWWW BITCHES...

A few years ago when I was in high school I began making a list of people who I felt I had to prove wrong. These were mostly people who doubted me or told me to do something a different way. Right now I don't think I could be any better off, and I think most of you who know me well can agree.

Ok lets see...I think I'll give you the prime example and the person who really started this list for me, and that's my Geography 12 teacher. She was a terrible teacher and soooo boring. But anyways she told my dad in a parent teacher interview "Jordan needs to work harder and do better in highschool or he's not going to go anywhere...He can't play hockey forever." Oh yeah you think so don't you ya little slut...(haha that's probably crossing the line but I don't care)...Well lets see, I bullshitted my way through your piece of shit class, I took 3 full years off school completely and focused on just hockey and guess what? Because I did that I'm going to one of the top schools in America and playing hockey for them... So all I gotta say to you Geography 12 teacher is...WHATS UP NOWWWWW BITCH!

How bout one more...Awwww the old piano teacher, how much did we love her Andrew...well I loved her enough to push the clock forward a few minutes every time she left the room, and also enough to tell my parents I was riding my bike to piano and then id just go ride bike trails for an hour. I'm pretty sure she hated when it was my lesson time, because she'd ask me to play something I was suppose to practice and not gonna lie when she put that page in front of me I should've had it down but really I would be seeing it for the first time and would usually do a shitty job of playing it. She'd always grab my wrist and show me how to play things by holding onto me and I mucking hated that sooo much I seriously just wanted to agressively shake my arm away from her and shove hers outta my way. Our group theory classes would be full of these straight A smart girls who just new all there shit and I would know nothing I rarely did my homework and she'd always bitch me out for that, oh haha and when we had quizzes I would always lean over and copy the other girls answers. So whenever we all sat at one table I'd get a good mark then when we were spread out I'd do horrible...how bout that...Anyways what I'm gettin at is I quit your stupid ass lessons, took up guitar, wrote a bunch of sweet ass songs and learned how to play piano songs that were actually good and not gayass. And now I'm taking music theory at the college level and I've aced every assignment so far...So, all I gotta say to you is....WHATS UP NOWWWWW BITCH!!

hahaha holllyyyy shiiit this is a funny blog to write

Oh man I think i've outdone myself on the immature scale, well probably not but I don't wanna go into other stories that are beyond immature I mean grow up everyone.

Hmmm, "so there i was...balls deep in this guy, and he leans over and tries to kiss me...he doesn't even have the common courtesy to gimme a reach around.... What a fuckin faggot."
haha just a random funny quote.

Hmm what else, ummmm yaaaa...I'm gonna stop there hope u enjoyed it, I think I'll tone down my next blog about 5 notches next time but thats still pretty ridiculous oh well I just give the people what they want.

"You down with O.P.P. yeah you muck me"
"All I wanna do is muck some fun, I gotta feeling I'm not the mucking one,"
"You muck me crazy, I just can't sleep, I'm so excited I muck to deep."
WOOOOOOOOOOO

2006-09-15T12:25:00.000-06:00

Uhhhhh...

Just finished my second week of school, I'm pretty much adjusted to the minor culture changes down here now and yaa its going pretty well.

So Monday, Wednesday and Fridays are my busiest days I have 3 classes these days at 8am Psychology, right after Music Theory then I got about and hour break till First year composition. Psychology is boring the shit outta me so far, some stuff is pretty interesting but the lady teaching us just doesnt grab my attention. She's got the one tone for everything voice, kinda like Bobby Generics friend named Jackie...speaking of that what was with their enormous heads and tiny bodies for being like 5 years old, and some fuckin way they manage to pull a shirt over there head that has a neck line the width of there pinner wrists, I mean what the muck is up with that. Anyways haha, so this teacher just bores the muck outta me and honestly somedays, like today I get absolutely nothing out of this class. I just kinda sit there staring at my book, but it looks like im working but im really just completely spaced out, kinda like my good friend peter gibbons.

After that class I goto my music class and the lady teaching that is your typical music teacher, she's got the grey frizzy hair goin on with an old fashion dress and big faggy ass glasses. I swear all I do in that class is beak her and the other people in my class usually to myself or sometimes to these two girls I sit with cuz they're pretty cool. She makes us do stupid ass excercises that I learned how to do when i was still a fetus, I mean c'mon everyone in there has music experience you don't have to teach us like were a bunch of kindergarden pussies. We have to do gay ass singing tests once a week and she makes us swing our arms and conduct while were doing them. One time in class we were all singing and she swung her arm right into a chair and i just lost it inside my head cuz no one else seemed to laugh out loud but i still gave it the smart ass "pphhhh" with a shit eating smile on my face.

Alright next I got about an hour and a bit break where I usually do a little reading or sometimes just muck some video games or guitar, then I head off to english which is my favorite class by far. The teacher is a beauty, like we actually do nothing in class. He'll be sitting up there reading something to us then something will remind him of his life and he'll go on talking about himself for about 20 mins. We pretty much just have class discussions all day which have been mostly about music and artistic freedom which is what our first paper is on so im pretty pumped about that. Today we got in small groups and talked about the topic and im pretty sure my group talked about it for like 2 mins then just bullshitted about whatever the rest of the time. Then to end the class he had me come up and play a song to show my artistic freedom which isn't contreversial at all like most the things we talk about, but anyways I went up with a plan that went to perfection. I was sitting up there with my guitar and I said "I got two choices of songs I'll play, one is my first song i ever wrote, the other is the first song i wrote to a girl" knowing that all the females would pick the song about the girl and they surrre did. haha so I melted all there hearts with that, then they wanted an encore song so i through the capo on and started ripping Howie Days song Collide. Haha and yaa it went well and I think I got them brizzies all by my side now. hahaha, wow, it was really fun though, I just love performing, I'm trying to see if I can do a show here so we'll see.

Anyways...Oh and what the hell is with this countries schools decided not to 3 hole punch any of there handouts. I mean c'mon it's so inconvienent to just have a shit load of loose papers stacked in the front of your binder...Actually wait, half the school doesnt believe in binders either they all got note pads and they just randomly throw there loose papers between some pages. Like c'mon give your head a shake then slit your wrists already.

Alright I think i've bullshitted about nothing for long enough on this blog, trust me I coulda gone for a long time but I'll save some for later.

"Never fear, the mucking king is here."
"Eat more, Muck more."
"Muck that shot top cheeeeese."
"Hey, hey, look right here." (pretends to pull something outta his hand then points at his junk)

2006-09-09T01:47:00.000-06:00

3 long years later...

So it's been over 3 years since I last attended school and now all of a sudden I'm right back in it all at the college level. My school is one of the most well known ones in the nation and last year was ranked in the top 10 for best academic schools in America.

So far things are going pretty good I'd say. My english prof. is such a beauty, I mean I can really tell that he is always real and he absolutely loves what he does. Today in class we talked about contreversary in musicians actions and eminem was brought up and a bunch of douchebags felt they could just judge him and say all this shit about him, so i quickly jumped in and told them how it is. haha, but anyways...

The guys on the team are sweet, they're still the same old hockey players I was with in Jr, but they seem to have more respect for you in your life decisions, because I mean we're all here trying to get a degree and not just play hockey. So far my two best friends on the team are the former captain of the Cowichan Capitals and the former captain of the Victoria Salsa. The three of us call ourselves the 'fuckin tripod' haha quite often, we usually hang together after class and go and hit on freshmen girls, that's just how we roll.

Ummm, oh so I got my first ever credit card the other day and I made my first ever purchase on it today at the liquor store. haha, I think that's pretty funny because my dad gets all my reciepts so he'll be like 'fuck me!!' hahha, you probably have to know how me and Andrew talk about my dad to get that.

Practice starts next week, I'm kinda excited and kind of nervous. I've been working out super hard at the gym the last 4 days and guys are telling me i'm crazy in the gym, but that's just the attitude I got from playing in Dryden the last few years. I mean c'mon have you seen my gun show, I'm talking ak-47's, not those little water pistols Andrew has.

I'm debating whether to get involved in the campus ministry seeing that it's a catholic school. The people in it are really nice and they said I could help out musically at there student "mass" each week. I really don't know what to expect cuz ive never been apart of that so I'm just gonna go check it out on Sunday and see what it's all about before I decide whether I want to do that.

Umm I guess that's about it, oh looks like I got two frontrunners early in the race of girls I'm into here, one is a blonde freshmen from Austin, Minnesota, the other is a brunette sr. from here in Duluth. I'm not really too worried about it, but they're sweet girls so we'll see how she goes.

Anyways thats all I got,
in the words of Jordan T. Chong
"Don't be a pussy ass bitch...just be yourself, that's whats makes you real"

2006-09-04T20:53:00.000-06:00

30 hours of driving later and I've made it from Vancouver to Duluth, Minnesota. I've been here about a week now, classes start tomorrow, although I don't have class tomorrow cuz I have Tuesdays off. So I'll probably go muck something.

But anyways...

I Miss...

-Jamming as loud as I want at my house with my bro
-Talking about and practicing wrestling with my other bro
-Hearing my dad tell me that I'm better then all these players even though I know I'm not
-Having my mom always there trying to do anything to help even when I don't want it
-Timing it perfectly so the most chill song comes on as I drive across my favourite part of Vancouver Lions Gate Bridge
-That glimpse of the ocean and downtown Vancouver as I drive to work at Earls, right before the Lonsdale exit...This always made me feel so good
-Having radio shows on all day dedicated to the Canucks
-Hanging out and mucking with Earl and just being ourselves and making fun of dumbasses
-Imitating Kurt Angle with Ryan
-Tuesday Night Hockey...Probably the only true place where I have real fun playing hockey. It's not about trying to earn your ice time or impressing the scouts it's just enjoying the sport with your best friends.
-Skimboarding at low-tide in the morning at Third Beach...Just me and the ocean, not much else makes me feel at home then there
-Going downtown with Mark and just being complete gongshows
-Chillin with Mike and laughing at ridiculous movie quotes then listening to 50 cent
-Being the whole dam show in Dryden where everyone knew me and I really made my mark as a hockey player
-Hearing my bro and all his friends take my sweet saying and just trashing them
-Sitting in the backyard with no shirt and a guitar
-Lunching it with Kenton, never have I felt like I'm worth so much when he talks about me
-Coming home to a house full of people just waiting for me to throw out some one liners
-Just hangin with people who aren't afraid to be themselves

But...

My life could'nt be planned out any better then it is so far. Sure I miss home and I'm doubtful about being here, but this right now is what I worked my ass off for. Going back to school is exciting, starting a new hockey season as the rookie instead of the captain pumps me up to show the world what I can do. Thinking about the possibilities for next year and the years to come is exciting as well.

I love you all and I'll be in touch

J.Chong

2006-08-23T00:27:00.000-06:00

Back from Keats...

Wow, what an experience...
It drained me emotionally for such a short time period...
I learned that I'm capable of so much more then i ever thought.

I now have a vision that I see for Keats Camp,

Am I the guy to make this happen?

I don't know, I kind of hope so, but I'm unsure at the moment.
I feel like following in the footsteps of Jerry Mcguire and writing a mission statement. But once again I don't know if its me who needs to be trying to fix or change things.

All I know now is I'm moving to Minnesota in 2 days, yeah 2 days...Mixed emotions right now. Still recovering from the past week.

We'll see how she goes.

2006-08-12T03:41:00.000-06:00

As I ride the ferry recently from Galiano Island I look out at the amazing creation that is the Earth. And it makes me really wonder hard about my life. As I'm looking out at the beautiful sky and ocean I really wonder what it's all about. I think of this job I have and the money I'm making and that really doesn't do it for me. My mind is cluttered up wondering why I'm here, like why am I in this world to wake up everyday, go to work and come back home and pretty much either party or watch old wrestling dvd's.

To break it down I feel like I've wasted myself this summer at times. I feel I have so much more to offer than what I've given this summer. But then again I am being given so much encouragment and compliments from my co-workers at this new chapter going on right now. I think this feeling of a wasted summer I'm having is just what I need to make me realize that I'm capable of bigger things for myself in this world.

The good moments I've been through this summer have really made the change worth all the times where I wish I wasn't doing what I was doing. Don't get my message wrong here, it's not like I strongly hate my life right now, cuz that is totally not how it is. I just at times feel I was doing something else or more with it.

But hey, don't worry about me I'll be fine, I just needed to get that out there...I'm peacing out of this city, province and country on the 25th so come hang out with 'The Rated R Superstar' Jordan T. Chong as much as you can before then.

Hollaaaaaaaaa

2006-07-31T13:43:00.000-06:00

Pumped right the eff up...

The last 10 summers of my life I've spent at Keats Camp...The last 3 as a counsellour which has given me some of the greatest times of my life and hopefully given all my campers some amazing times as well.

This summer I decided to finally step down and move on with my life and stop going. And just yesterday I went up to visit Keats and I was totally weirded out from being back out there. Although when I was just hanging out with the staff and old friends it totally seemed routine and like I had been up there all summer. But the whole point of the trip was to research with Kenton who is going to be the speaker at the Jr. Teens camp August 14th - 21st. And along side Kenton speaking will be The Whole Dam Show, Jordan T. Chong and after coming back from that trip I am totally pumped to speak.

I can already picture myself preparing like a hockey gameday...I can see myself 20 minutes from the drop of the puck or in this case from getting the microphone in my hand. I see myself outside with headphones on getting in the zone and preparing for a challenge that for many could be life changing.

2006-07-23T01:14:00.000-06:00

One game to rule them all...

It was April 24th, 2006 in Thunder Bay, Ontario. The team that I captained for the 05/06 season the Dryden Ice Dogs was an unranked team heading into the provincial championships with a trip to the nationals on the line. Our opening game was against a national champion favourite and #2 ranked team in Canada out of 140 The St. Michaels Buzzers, several of the players had already obtained NCAA scholarship where as we were the team that everyone said didn't belong and had no players attending an NCAA hockey school the next season.

We were not intimidated for one second as we stuck to our game plan and I scored the biggest goal of my 14 year hockey career to date and it was probably one of the prettiest of my life as well, which tied the game at 1 heading into the third.

(After scoring the tying goal I jump into bench which is a 6 year tradition in the playoffs after a goal for my franchise.)

Early in the third I won a clean faceoff in the offensive zone setting up my winger and assisting on the go ahead goal. After they tied the game we scored the go ahead goal with about 8 minutes left as I once again assisted my winger.

As time winded down on the clock our fans who made the long journey to watch us play became louder and we all became more and more nervous. With the puck in our zone with under a minute left the 5 of us on the ice did absolutely whatever it took to win the game, from battling opposing players out of the crease to diving legs or even head first to block shots, and as the buzzer sounded at zero and all the pain and all the effort and team bonding that we had put in throughout the year had paid off in the biggest of ways and we had done the unthinkable and pulled the upset of the season in the country. And with it was the greatest and biggest game I had ever played.

Before we left Dryden for the tournement we had a team meeting where I guaranteed to my teamates and coach that I would not let them down and I would where the 'C' proudly and play the best hockey of my life...What makes this so special??? Well in town for this one day, this one game was the head coach of the College of St. Scholastica in Duluth, Minnesota. And as soon as I returned to Dryden at the conclusion of this tournament he called me and offered me a hockey scholarship to attend his school and play for his hockey team, which I committed 2 weeks ago and am currently planning to move there for August, 29th.

(Overhead shot of The College Of St. Scholastica)

One great performance...One decision to go watch a hockey game...And one life changed at the sound of a buzzer.

2006-07-06T17:55:00.000-06:00

2006-06-06T04:12:00.000-06:00

The Real weekly agenda...

So this guy who thinks he is suuuuper sweet has this little weekly thing that he does which makes him feel really good about himself for some reason when really I would want to Q.L.(Quit Life) if I woke up and were him. The schedule is as follows:

Lazy Sunday
Lazy Monday
Ruby Tuesday
Lazy Wednesday
Lazy Thursday
Chocolate Friday
Lazy Saturday

Now this is what he says his days are like but in my opinion which is the only one that matters its a little more like this:

Lazy Sunday (The only legit one he has)
Put on some ugly ugly clothes Monday (could work for everyday)
Play the worst hockey in the country Tuesday
We're all a bunch of fags Wednesday
This guy loooves the caaaack Thursday
Eat a crap load of junkfood because you're unhappy with your life and where it's going Friday
Think I'm sweet because I blog about how Denny's are all the same Saturday

2006-05-30T15:50:00.000-06:00

WWE RAW...

Back from Tacoma...freakin awesome show, way better then any Smackdown show and yaa...had a great time:

2006-03-29T18:05:00.000-07:00

Hmmm...I got tagged by Andrew of this list of 4's...here it goes:

FOUR JOBS I'VE HAD:
1. Teachers Assistant @ Prince Charles Jr. Highschool in Portage, Manitoba
2. Kitchen Staff at Earls on Robson
3. Bus washer/cleaner for Dryden Bus Lines
4. Private Construction worker

FOUR MOVIES/SHOWS I'VE BEEN ADDICTED TO:
1. The O.C.
2. 24
3. Miracle
4. Tour of Duty

FOUR PLACES I'VE LIVED:
1. North Vancouver
2. Courtenay, Vancouver Island
3. Portage,Manitoba
4. Dryden, Ontario

FOUR COUNTRIES I WOULD LIKE TO VISIT:
1. Australia - Surf it up
2. Sweden - Maybe play in the Elite hockey league
3. Jamaica man - Learn to...bobsled??
4. Brazil

FOUR POPULAR FALSE ASSUMPTIONS ABOUT ME:
1. Both my parents are chinese
2. I'm going to school at the moment
3. I work on the side of hockey
4. Being a captain is always easy

FOUR PEOPLE I LOOK LIKE (according to some people):
1. Colin Farell
2. A.C. Slater
3. Paul Kariya
4. Randy Orton

FOUR THINGS (I HOPE) TO DO BEFORE I DIE:
1. Win the Stanley Cup
2. Move to California
3. Get my brother Andrews life together
4. Snipe a goal top shelf so the water bottle gets knocked into the air, then catch the bottle, take a squirt, then throw it away over my shoulder and continue to celebrate my goal.

PEOPLE I TAG NEXT:
1. Ummm...Trevor
2. Luci
3. Mark
4. Randy Orton

2006-03-14T18:24:00.001-07:00

Simply Redick-ulous!!

J.J. Redick of the Duke Blue Devils has the greatest jump shot I have ever seen, including the NBA. When you watch him play you just cannot believe shots that he throws down from beyond the 3-point line. He holds pretty much every scoring record in NCAA basketball and is touted as the best shooter ever by several basketball analysts. His team will begin their charge at their 4th national title Thursday night at 6:30 pacific and Redick will be trying to carry his team on his shoulders all the way to the Final Four and beyond.

Here's a clip of his 41 point record performance against Texas:

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I can be sweet like him too:

2006-02-23T20:38:00.000-07:00

Basketball against...MIDGETS...haha does that sound right at all...

Well recently myself and 3 members from my team we're invited to Riverview Elementary School to play a game of basketball in front of the school. Our oponents, 3 midgets, or dwarfs whatever the fudge you wanna call em. The deal with it was that they were a team that traveled Canada visiting about 3 schools a day and telling kids about bullying and encouraging them not to...and along with it they are freaking money ballers for being the size of my biceps.

They asked us before the game to not block there shots or anything because well, that wouldn't be hard at all. But it was just a fun game with a few mini skits we pre-organized for the kids entertainment. I felt like Yao Ming out rebounding those little guys like its going outta style.

Anyways heres some pics:

It was goooood times buddddayyyyyy...

2006-01-28T12:00:00.000-07:00

So it's been a while since I've used this thing, but I took some sweet pics the other night that I felt I had to share with everyone...Now these kind of things you can only get away with being a hockey player so enjoy and don't look too close or you might see something you don't wanna see...or maybe you do ;-)

This is me and my roomie striking a pose:
Me playing a lil' guitar...naked, yeah you should try it it's sweet:

Me and a buddy from the team...Like I said only hockey players can get away with doing stuff like this:

Thats all for now...if you want more I can probably hook you up haha,

enjoy or yaa do wutever you gotta do

2005-12-09T12:02:00.000-07:00

Game Day...

So it's gameday today and I'm just going through the motions of my gameday routine and thought I'd tell you what a day in the life of Jordan Chong is on a game day.

Here it is:

-Wake up at 8:45am grab a little something something to eat and head out the door at around 9:30 to make it to the rink around 9:45. 45 minutes before our pre-game morning skate.

-Get to the rink @ 9:45 sometimes sign a few autographs for stuff they're giving away that night at the game. Then just go and chill with the guys in the dressing room for a about 15 mins and talk it up with them before checking my sticks making sure I don't need to get new ones for tonight.

-On the ice at 10:30 so usually get all my gear on by 10:20 and assign jobs to the rookies for the day (garbages, vacum, water bottles, organizing sticks etc.) Get on the ice have our usual morning skate practice that we all know by heart and usually take about 30 mins to go through. Team stretch at the center ice circle, coach talks about the game...then we gather around the 'Ice Dogs' logo on the ice and do our gameday cheer.

-Get off the ice...get unchanged and jump into the shower with a bunch of other naked guys sharing two shower heads, always good times. Coach posts the lineup at about 11:30 then we're free to go and prepare however we feel we should...So I hit up Subway with the usual crew of guys and they hook us up cuz they're a major sponsor for us. I get the Chicken Bacon Ranch of Italian Herbs and Cheese bread, toasted with lettuce, mayo, ranch, and salt n pepper, with two m&m cookies and a cup that I refill about 5 times with ice tea.

-Around 12:15ish I get back to my place and really begin my preparation by trying to relax and not think about the game too much. This time usually consists of some guitar playing, t.v. watching usually The O.C. on dvd or Band Of Brothers on dvd. Sometimes either some xbox or gameboy advance time. And of course a good amount of msn/internet time to check stuff out and listen to my 'GameDay' playlist of music.

-So all that usually goes on until around 4:30 when I'll make my pre-game meal then go and start to pimp myself out by putting on my suit, one of my money shirts and spraying on some sweet ass cologne, and being ready to head out the door at around 5:15.

-Arrive at the rink 2 hours before gametime at 5:30 and start my @ rink routine. On the way to our dressing room is our table that all our gameday stuff is on so I'll grab some gum, fill my cup with gatorade then make my way to the room where there's always a roll of sock tape and black stick tape waiting in my stall for me. So I'll grab my two Sher-wood Momentum sticks re-tape em up, wax em up then put em back on the rack and my backup in the back up spot.

-Next I'll grab my workout gear and head down to the gym where there's a basketball hoop inside the squash court that I'll go and shoot around for about 15-20 minutes to just get my body warm and co-ordination down. Now I use to juggle the soccer ball with a crew of guys but recently decided to switch things up with another guy because we we're struggling in our games a bit.

-Finally I'll take off my workout gear put on my gameday socks, underwear and underarmour shirt and head into the room to start getting dressed for the game. We get on the ice at 7:00pm for our 15 minute warm-up, come back to the room while the ice gets cleaned then 7:30 comes around coach comes in gives the starting lineup we're all ready to go the rooms loud with guys talking as the clock runs down to gametime...Oh Canada is sung the puck drops, and all of a sudden everything I went through this day is outta my mind and doesn't matter anymore and I'm only thinking of one thing now...Game Time

2005-11-25T14:12:00.000-07:00

Finally The Rock has come back....to Vancouver...

And by finally I mean December 18th...and by The Rock I mean me...Jordan T. Chong. It's been a long run since I've been back in Van Town but in a couple of weeks I'll be back home on a two week break from hockey. So mark it down in your calenders and I'll see you all soon.

yeeeeaaaaaa...J.Chong#22

2005-11-23T15:11:00.000-07:00

-Our Deepest Fear

"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented and fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small doesn't serve the world. We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It's not just in some of us; it's in everyone. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others."

-Neslon Mandela
Quoted by,
Marianne Williamson
In the book:
'Return In Love'

2005-11-21T19:15:00.000-07:00

Alright check it I got some jokes that are pretty awesome, mostly just random though:

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs on your doorstep?
-Matt
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs on your wall?
-Art
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a bowl?
-Stu
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs on stage?
-Mike
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a phone booth?
-Colin

So...why did the monkey fall outta the tree??
-Because it was dead
Why did the 2nd monkey fall outta the tree??
-Because he was stapled to the 1st monkey
Why did the 3rd monkey fall outta the tree??
-Because he thought it was a game

Why did the plane crash??
-Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the girl fall off the swing??
-Because she had no arms or legs...because she was a fish

Why did the pidgeon fall outta the tree??
-Because he was stapled to the owl

Whats the best thing about 38 year olds??
-Theres 30 of em

What do you call 100 white guys chasing a black guy??
-The PGA Tour

Whats the difference between a shopping bag and a chinese guy with a dumbass life and haircut??
-Ones for putting groceries in...the others Andrew Chong...

Zing...whos got more??

2005-11-14T18:00:00.000-07:00

The Champ is Here...

So...I've been thinking that John Cena the WWE Champion is pretty freakin money, and I thought that I was just like him well kind of ...See our body types are exactly the same, well except for the part of him being super jacked, and both are belts are sweet, umm even though his is like solid gold and leather and mines like plastic and foam. But either way John Cena or Jordan Chong you still can't go wrong with JC.

2005-11-08T19:03:00.000-07:00

Back in the day...

So recently I was thinking of times from my school days and decided that I was quite the trouble maker, right up there with a guy like Ryan Atwood from the O.C. Well maybe not really like him at all but that would be really cool.

I recall a few funny things I did which got me into some trouble at school and also just some random laughs and highlights:

-In grade 2 was probably my first bad thing and also one of the greatests ever, I was playing soccer during recess with my older brother and some of his friends (because I was so cool and they were all nerds they came to hang out with me to look better) when I decided I had to take a pee, and instead of going inside to the bathroom I whipped it out right then and there and started jumping up and down peeing all over the gravel field. It wasn't too long before a teacher came and told me to stop and I had been given one of my first lectures in my school days.

-I remember soooo many occasions from like grade 3+ where teachers had to seperate me from other students and make me go off and sit somewhere by myself. Most the time I was either just talking all the time, throwing stuff at people or getting caught for writing notes, thats just what I did because I didn't care about what the teacher was saying half the time so I just entertained myself to try to make it somewhat enjoyable.

-In my later years of highschool I pulled quite a stunt when I put sleeping pills into an unknown guys beverage. He ended up feeling weird and had to go home for the day but his dad phoned the school and thought something was up so I ended up confessing to what happened and apoligizing to his father. And to make up for it I took him to a Canucks game a few nights later.

-My geography 12 class was a joke to me, I didn't know what was going on half the time and if you look back into my old binder you'll see that all my notes pages are covered with things like fantasy NHL allstar teams, or all the goals I scored that year in AAA and not just that but how I scored them, like was in a wrist shot, a backhand, what period, where in the net it went, I'm talking full out details on stuff that had nothing to do with the class at all. I remember me and another guy would always be excused to the washroom...actually I'm sure we just left without saying anything and we would technically actually leave the school, we'd disappear for about 30/45 mins of the class by taking one of our cars from the parking lot and just drive around town, maybe getting a slurpee or pulling some donuts, I don't know we just found our own things to do.

-Construction 12 was a complete joke, not because of how I acted in it but moreso the teacher was a complete joke and just seemed like he was actually screwed up in the head.

Now a few funny stories about him...I remember he had just ordered a bowl of Kim-Chee noodles or whatever you call em and he stepped outta line at the store, took one spoonful and said happily..."mmmm compliments to the chef" then he tripped over his own foot, stumbled a bit and spilt the whole thing everywhere hahaha, then he just kind of looked at it, then looked around, then looked at it then just walked away.

Another funny one was the time he was in line at the cafeteria and had just ordered a cup of fries, so he took his fries placed them down on the ledge, grabbed the seasoning salt, then a little ketchup then when he went to put the stuff away I guess he was just outta it but he grabbed his fries and walked away for about 8 seconds when he realized he didnt grab the fries but the cup that they keep all the straws in...haha, so he just put the straws down and left the cafeteria without ever returning for his fries.

-Other random highlights...
Haloween costumes-Golf caddy, hockey ref, wore a pair of boxers that had a fake ass hanging out the back, Scotty Too Hotty and in grade 12 a member of N'SYNC
-Floor hockey-drafted as an 8th grader to Andrews team where we went to the finals and Andrews poor leadership costed us the title.
A few years later with me as my own captain in grade 12 I led my team to a championship in my last year.
-Won the school 'Milk Run' for charity in grade 12
-Played for the school golf team where we went the whole season without a victory.
-Played my first music gig in front of 500+ at our grad banquet

-Graduated without cheating at all...well noo thats a bit of a lie but it was an art how we did it...

2005-11-06T01:05:00.000-07:00

Jr. Hockey talk translations...

So I guess I say a lot of things that most of you probably don't use in your everyday vocabulary so I thought I'd translate some of them for you:

'beak' - To chirp or trash talk someone. eg. "I was beaking that guy all game long"

'plug' - Basically a loser/flamer/bad hockey player and any other insult put into one. eg. "Hey buddy, you're a plug along with your whole plugger team."

'bush league' - When things are going in a stupid way that makes everything look brutal...similar to a 'gongshow.' eg. "Hey ref...thats a bushleague call on that play."

'speed bag' - In a hockey fight when someone absolutely goes to town on the other guys face. eg. "Man I totally speed bagged that guy in that tilt."

'pull the chute' - As in a parachute when you pull the chord to safety. It's like going into the corner to get the puck with a guy chasing you and you wuss out and let him take it. 2. Suppose to be going and chilling with the guys tonight and you decide to change your mind and play xbox all night. eg. "Hey buddy you gonna drop your gloves this time or are you gonna pull the chute again."

Thats just a couple for now so hopefully understand them if I ever say that stuff to you.

2005-10-31T20:00:00.000-07:00

Jerry Seinfeld on Haloween...

One thing I like about being with my older relatives is it makes me feel like a kid again.
You know, they're feeding you. You're trying to steal candy.
Candy was my whole life when I was a kid.
That was... First ten years of my life, I think the only clear thought I had was: "GET CANDY!"
That was it. Family, friends, school, they were just obstacles in they way of the candy.
I'm out for the candy here.
I'm just thinking: "Get candy! Get candy!"
That's why you have to teach kids not to take candy from a stranger if they're playing in the playground, because they're such candy idiot moron brains...
They're just: "This man has candy, I'm going with him." "Goodbye. Whatever happens to me.
Get candy, get candy..."
"Don't go! They'll torture you, they'll kidnap you."
"It doesn't matter, he has an 'Oh Henry'. I have to take that chance."
"Get candy, get candy..."
So the first time you hear the concept of Halloween when you're a kid your brain can't even process the information.
You're like: "What is this? What did you say?"
"What did you say about giving out candy?
Who's giving out candy?"
"Everyone that we know is just giving out candy?"
"Are you kidding me?
When is this happening? Where? Why? Take me with you!"
"I gotta be a part of this. I'll do anything that they want."
"I can wear that." "I'll wear anything I have to wear."
"I'll do anything I'll have to do to get the candy from those fools"
"that are so stupid they're giving it away."
So, the first couple of years I made my own costumes which of course sucked: the ghost, the hobo...
Then, finally, the third year, begging the parents, I've got the Superman Halloween costume, not surprisingly.
Cardboard box, self-made top, mask included.
Remember the rubber band on the back of that mask?
That was a quality item there, wasn't it?
That was good about 10 seconds before it snapped out of that cheap little staple they put it in there with.
You go to your first house: "Trick or..." Snap! "It broke. I don't believe it!" "Wait up, you guys! I gotta fix it!"
"Hey, wait up! Wait up!"
'Cause when you're little, your life is up, the future is up, everything you want is up.
"Wait up, hold up, shut up."
"Mamma, clean up",
"Let me stay up." For parents, of course, everything is just the opposite. Everything is down.
"Just calm down", "Slow down", "Come down here" "Sit down",
"Put that down"
So I had my little costume,
I was physically ready, I was preparing myself, I did not try on the costume prior to Halloween.
Do you remember... This is an obscure one but...
On the side of the box, I remember from my Superman costume, it actually said:
"Do not attempt to fly!" They printed that as a warning
'cause kids would put it on and... going off the roofs.
I love the idea of the kid who's stupid enough to think he actually is Superman but smart enough to check that box before he goes off the roof.
"Let me see if it says anything about me being Superman..."
"Oh, wait a second here, I..." So, anyway, but if my hopes were up I was thinking that this is probably the same exact costume that Superman wears himself.
When you put these things on, it's not exactly the super-fit that you are hoping for.
It looks more like Superman's pyjamas, that's what it looks like.
It's all kinda loose and flowing. The neck line kinda comes down about there... flimsy little ribbon string in the back.
Plus my mother makes me wear my winter coat over the costume anyway. I don't recall Superman wearing a jacket.
Not like I had: cheap __quarteroid__, phony fur.
"Boy, I'm Superman but it's a little chilly out and I'm glad I have this cheap little 10 year old kids jacket."
So I'm going out trick-or-treating but the mask's rubber band keeps breaking and keeps getting shorter.
I'm fixing it, it's getting tighter and tighter on my face.
You know, when it starts slicing into your eyeballs there and you... you're trying to breathe through that little hole... getting all sweaty.
"I can't see, I can't breathe but we gotta keep going, we gotta get the candy."
And a half an hour into it you just take the mask: "Oh, the hell with it." Bing-bong! "Yeah, it's me, give me the candy."
"Yeah, I'm Superman, look at the pants legs, what do you care?"
Looking at those last years of trick-or-treating you're getting a little too old for it. Still out there, going through the motions.
Bing-bong! "Come on lady, let's go."
"Halloween, doorbells, candy, let's pick it up and..."
They come at the door... they always ask you the same stupid questions: "What are you supposed to be?"
"I'm supposed to be done by now." "You wanna move it along with the three musketeers." "I got 18 houses on this block, sweetheart."
"Just hit the bag, we hit the road. That's the way it works."
Sometimes they have that little white bag twisted on the top...
You know that's gonna be some crap candy.
Doesn't have the official Halloween markings on it.
"Hold it, lady. Wait a second. What is this? The orange marshmallow shaped like a peanut?"
"Do me a favor, you keep that one."
"We have all the doorstops we need already. Thank you." "We're going for name candy only this year."

2005-10-28T01:00:00.000-06:00

Chong vs. Chong vs. Chong vs. Chong vs. Chong

It's Family Battle time in Jordan Chong's opinion there will be a few events and only one winner in each lets get goin...

Post- Secondary Education:

1st- Dad(Terry)- BCIT- "CGA"
2nd- Mom(Leona)-BCIT-Something Important
3rd-Andrew-Cap College/SFU "English Lit"
4th-Trevor-Cap College-General Studies
5th-Jordan-North Island College-1 class...dropped 3 months in...

Pro Wrestling Ability:

1st-Trevor-Lots of moves, can take big bumps-Finisher:"RKO"
2nd-Jordan-Good agility, a high flyer-Finisher:"The F.U."
3rd-Andrew-Slow and fat, cant compete at a 1st or 2nd level-Finisher:"Right handed punch that feels like you got hit by a muffin...which doesn't hurt."
4th-Mom-Very well organized in the squared circle-Finisher:"Shooting Star Press"
5th-Dad-Way past his prime where he had 4th place potential-Finisher:"Loses the match"

Physical Condition:

1st-Jordan-Big bench press/squats, 13.4 beep test.
2nd-Trevor-Looking like a young Jordan Chong, potential to stay in 2nd but never move upto 1st.
3rd-Dad-Even for an old chinaman he still runs the show in his very competitive racquetball group.
4th-Mom-Also a very good racquetball player who beats most the men she plays.
5th-Andrew-Can barely lift a jar of pickles, has scrawny arms and a fat majority body.

Physical Appearance:

1st-Dad-A chinese version of Brad Pitt
2nd-Jordan-A perfect mix of Chinese and Ukrainian, a good looking 'Chuke'
3rd-Mom-Still a good looking lady after having 1 good looking son and 2 ugly ones.
4th-Trevor-Uses his flow and sick frames to keep him kickin in the top 4.
5th-Andrew-His Bruce Lee haircut and oldschool clothes help him make a little bit of hope out of none at all.

Hockey Skill:

1st-Jordan-Not the next anyone...the first Jordan Chong
2nd-Andrew-A big plug on the ice, but might still have a few dangles left in em
3rd-Trevor-A solid 2 way defencemen, who will soon take over 2nd once Andrew pulls the chute
4th-Dad-Ugly skating style distracts the opponents we'll he does nothing with the puck.
5ht-Mom-apparently she use to play...thats good enough for 5th on the list

Most popular to the world in %:

1st Jordan- 78%
2nd-Trevor-8%
3rd-Dad-6%
3rd-Mom-6%
5th-Andrew-2%

Chances of making the big bucks:

1st-Jordan-Pro Hockey/Free Style Battles
2nd-Trevor-He's got the smarts and the glasses could own his own business
3rd-Mom-Already Successful, can only get better
4th-Dad-Great at counting those #'s and getting a hold of the right properties
5th-Andrew-Will likely live at home his whole life and have to sell all his stupid clothes that are really his parents and brothers old ones just to have enough money to say 'hi' to Jordan.

Thats all for round #1 of the rankings, check back later for round #2.

2005-10-24T00:55:00.000-06:00

Spoiled...but only every now and then...

So...recently about 2 weekends ago I got a visit all the way from back home in Vancouver from my dad and brother Andrew who came all the way out to Dryden, Ontario to visit me and watch me play hockey. And tomorrow my mom will be leaving and finishing her visit with me here. And man do I ever get a ton of free crap from them when they come up...

It's pretty crazy when I look at it, but when I really think about it, it all makes sense to me that my mom and dad simply just never get to see me which makes it easier to understand how much they spoil me when they do. About a week before my dad and bro came I realized my car was just under a 1/4 tank full, normally I'd be heading straight to the gas station to fill up, but with my dad coming I took full advantage of the situation and tried to make that amount last until he got here knowing that he would glady buy me a full tank. haha. After the first game was over with him there we went out to Pizza Hut for a post game meal, and he brought it onto himself saying "Go ahead son, order whatever it doesn't matter to me." So a full pizza to myself and a couple ice tea's later my bill alone came to about 22 bucks, which i warned him about but he insisted and he kinda shrugged and shoulders and paid the waitress.

Before my next game I needed to borrow some hair gel from my dad cuz i was all out, and the next day before he left he tells me that he wants to go and buy me some more for myself...and while were getting some he asks about my shampoo and body wash situation and finds out im running low and gladly steps up and picks me up some of that too.

With my mom here this weekend I knew a bunch of stuff was going to be bought for me well before she even came, I'm pretty sure she knew well in advance as well and I'm sure my whole family knew. So she shows up and opens her suitcase with a new dress shirt, new pants, new sweater, new undershirts, a souvineir shirt from her trip to Vegas, a movie that I really wanted, a Canucks calender. Now not all the clothes suited me so I told her I didn't want to take all of them from her and take all her money, but I did however take a few shirts which are amazing.

I was busy playing hockey and had pre-game skates, team meetings and of course two games while she was here but today was my teams day-off and I spent most of it with her shopping around town. She got me the usual mom things to buy like socks and underwear, toothpaste, I told her i needed to buy myslef more blank cd's so I went to the cash to go pay for them and she took them from me and bought them herself...went to shoppers drug mart and got some sweet ass cologne, 'Pie by Givenchy'

umm I don't know what else to say other then when my parents get the oppurtunity to see me I am one spoiled kid, I try not to take advantage of it but its hard sometimes when they wanna give you such awesome stuff...I'm very thankful for them and all they do for me and I'm already expecting a huge fuss over me when I come home at christmas time.

2005-10-19T21:56:00.000-06:00

The Champ is Here

ok so I've decided to give this blog thing a test go for a while and see what I think before I actually decide on putting and effort into it so I'll be trying to put new and interesting stuff up on here every now and then so lemme know what you think.